#mcoka

[weatherman667]

I'm getting tired of Canadian Politics. For those that don't know, we have 4 main parties, 2 alternative parties, and a bunch of nobodies.

Main Parties

Liberals (red): Standard modern bullshit Liberals. White people are evil, we need hordes of rampaging barbarians to save us. Castrate young boys to end toxic masculinity.

Conservatives (blue): Liberals going the speed limit.

New Democratic Party (orange): Communists, but the cuddly kind, not the murderous, rapacious ones.

Bloc Quebecois (light blue): Basically Quebec conservatives.

The protest parties (you know they aren't going to win, but you don't want to vote for the main parties):

Green Party (green): You would not be surprised by any of their parties. Until the last couple of elections, they were the main protest party.

People's Party (purple): The only actual conservatives in Canada. They are being sidelined, like every other Western country is doing. they also named themselves the People's Party, which is fine in French, (Partie Populaire), but in English implies they are communists. When they are libertarians.

Because of my malaise at Canadian Politics, I would like to announce my own party,

MAKE CANADA Oh-KAY AGAIN!

MCOKA (pronounced Mocha)

[mcoka]

Rewards Programmes Will Be Banned

The main points of rewards programmes:

Blatant anti-competitive behaviour by megacorporations.

Illegal selling of personally identifiable information.

The actual benefit to consumers are rounding errors. The benefits to megacorporations is ridiculous, while the costs to consumers are equally so.

Companies will have to compete - on their own merits.

People will have to discover that they can go to a store they don't inherently despise.

[mcoka]

The requirement to use any non-concealable fire arm:

2 years of military service, (including reserve).

Marksmanship test (on the specific fire arm).

[mcoka]

Exile to the North

A new punishment. Anti-social activity, and manbuns will get you exiled beyond the 50th parallel until you learn to act like a man. You pick where you want to go. We find or build you you a cheap shack north of 50th, and move you there. Everything else is up to you.

Note: They do get the Northern Allowance, because we're not savages.

[mcoka]

CAN-DU Attitude

Canada solved all of the problems with nuclear power in the 1960's. CANDU reactors cannot meltdown, cannot go critical, and use natural uranium, and so weaponization is even off the table.

Canada has some of the largest uranium deposits in the world, along with the Canadian Shield, and most of the world's fresh water, (also important for nuclear power plants.

Make Canada Nuclear Again.

Hell, why stop at uranium? We have even more thorium, and so LFTRs are the next step.

[mcoka]

End Exclusivity Agreements

You know when you sign in to your favourite streaming service, and the show you want is not there? There's a good chance it's because they signed an exclusivity deal.

One of the most important parts of Capitalism is competition. Because of their exclusive content, none of the streaming services have to compete, they never have to improve, and in truth, they are all pretty terrible.

[mcoka]

All grocery stores are required to have a men's checkout.

Only men are allowed to shop here.

If the cashier asked them about their day, the customer gets $10 off of their bill, (will be corrected into L/s/d once the change has been complete).

[mcoka]

Depussification of the military

Return all physical standards, allow soldiers to act like Blood Angels, no more genderqueer bullshit.