#mcpatten

[maitredorsia]

Listen. In all likelihood, Van Patten and McDermott were probably lying about the former owning a tanning bed.

Now that I've got the good-faith reading out of way, lets put on our shipping goggles - Why was Craig at another man's apartment? Hm? 🤨🤔

[maitredorsia]

Shipping fuel propaganda post:

often think about the fact that Craig has seen David's home tanning bed but nobody else seemed to have had any knowledge of its existence whatsoever prior to that discussion. He could be bullshitting and Craig's just running with it, but i prefer the interpretation that DVP genuinely has a tanning bed at home. Price doesn't dispute this, so unless he's very intensely not listening, this implies that Craig is the only one in their little group to have actually been over to Van Patten's place.

Which probably means nothing. But it could mean something. if you have the eyes to see.

[maitredorsia]

shipping mcdermott/van patten because somebody has to and it might as well be me. mcpatten lets fucking gooo.

I have a bottle of soda and a keyboard and god willing I'm gonna produce some McLiterature