#mcu tiktok

[traveller-of-the-knight]

I POSTED A NEW FIC ON MY INTERNET FAMOUS AU!!!

It is Moon Knight's TikTok account bitch!

Here it is!!

Sneek peak:

Jake films in an alleyway where some cats are hanging out.

"People belive that this music can remind cats that they were worshipped in ancient Egypt, let's test it out!" He puts on a kind of generic ancient Egyptian song that sounds kind of spooky. The cats stop what they are doing and all look at Jake "¡a la mierda!" (Oh, shit!). The cats move very slowly and take a defensive position, arching their backs. "¿?Gatitas?" (Kitties?). One of them does a very deep and very angry and very long meow, he is probably the leader. Then all the cats meow together, maniacally and jump to attack Jake. "¡Ay no! ¡Ay no! ¡Gatitas!". The cats keep screaming, some of them have attached themselves on Jake's clothes with their nails and bite and scratch him. "¡Ay! ¡Ay! ¡Bastardo!" (Ouch! Ouch! Bastard!). Jake starts running on the main street and everybody looks at him, taking photos and videos. The video cuts.

Jake films himself out of breath showing us his destroyed clothes. His hat is also not quite in place. As he does that he looks like he is in pain again. He puts his hand on his back and grabs something. He shows his hand on the camera we can see him holding a small kitten by the back of it's neck. The kitten meows angrily on camera. Jake looks totally done with it and he puts it on the ground. The cat tries to attack him again so Jake hisses it to assest dominance. The cat leaves. Jake turns the camera back to his face, looking surprisingly, even more done. He looks like he is trying to put together something to say but he really can't figure out what so he ends the video.

[bbyboybucket]

Rating terrible mcu tiktoks I’ve seen today, part 1:

- a Tony and Y/N POV, we’re he’s her dad and says she’s not pretty and then it cuts to Gamora’s death scene and says Y/N kills herself.

1000/10 so quirky of Y/N 🤪 yess queen, you really showed him 😚😍 love when Tony calls his daughter ugly, so in character for him 🥺❤️

- POV where Y/N is Olivia Rodrigo and immortal and Steve is in love with her bc she sings so good.

11/10, we love being an immortal teenager 🤪 way to find a loophole around pedophilia 🥰🥰

- POV where Y/N starts singing about how she wants to kill Bucky and everyone else is like “omg Y/N 🥺 stop, you’re so scary” (that’s literally the dialogue not kidding)

15000/10, we love a singing murderous gal 😩 so quirky to kill him in front of our friends 😍✨

- POV where Y/N is Ariana grande and is doing an impression of Bucky.

I can’t even make a joke about this one. It’s literally too wtf to even rate. I can’t even- 🥴⁉️

- Y/N is a 17 year old demon and the avengers get Thor so they can kill her ig???

Bestie, what???? 🤠 I mean 10/10 for being a demon ig 😩😍

That’s all for today bc I literally cannot handle anymore

[moviesoldier]

Sooo I made an edit —> @ moviesoldier on tiktok

[winterdollsblog]

I MISS THIS MAN!!

[moviesoldier]

This one hit differently…

not my edit credit to @charvamp on TikTok

[bbyboybucket]

You know what, I think I should make a series on here, rating all of the horrible, cringe mcu tiktoks I see. I think it’d be great.