メンヘラシンデレラ (Menhera Cinderella) by めっ！(Me!) and LadyMonsters: Translation&Lyrics
A collab with LadyMonsters out of nowhere right after their debut, that's めっ！ for you. They're always surprising me, like how they just released a dance practice video out of nowhere recently. Yep.
My only grievance with this song is that it's short as hell. Are you serious. I mean, I know all of LadyMonsters songs are really short but I'm allowed to be mad. I like the song okay? We should normalise making songs this long.
(Lyrics)
私に構って構って また逃げられオーバードーズ 間に合わせのワンナイト 貴方に嵌って沼って 恋に堕ちてオーバーオール ハッピーエンド メンヘラシンデレラ
Atashi ni kamatte kamatte Mata nigerare ōbādōzu Ma ni awase no wan naito Anata ni hamatte numatte Koi ni ochite ōbāōru Happī endo Menhera shinderera
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me Escaped overdose again Making do with one night You’re obsessed, obsessed Fall in love, overalls* Happy end Menhera Cinderella
お仕事頑張ってて尊い やった! No.1だ凄い 貢いできて良かった
Oshigoto ganbattete totoi Yatta! Number one da sugoi Mitsuidekite yokatta
Hard work is admirable Yes! Number one. That’s amazing I’m glad I could contribute
今後は私だけを想い 馬鹿なお客共はコロし ふたりだけのドンペリを浴びよう
Kongo wa watashi dake wo omoi Bakana okyakudomo wa koroshi Futari dake no donperi wo abiyou
Think only about me from now on Kill that foolish guest Let’s bathe in Don Pérignon (wine), just the two of us
何処行くのダーリン「手を切れ」とか言って
Doko iku no dārin “te wo kire” toka itte
Where are you going, darling, saying “cut your hands”*
手首から咲いたバラの花弁 綺麗ね
Tekubi kara saita bara no hanabira Kirei ne
Rose petals bloomed from the wrists So pretty
逃さない
Nigasanai
Can’t escape
私に構って構って また逃げられオーバードーズ 間に合わせのワンナイト 貴方に嵌って沼って 罠に堕ちてホームアローン バッドエンド メンヘラシンデレラ
Atashi ni kamatte kamatte Mata nigerare ōbādōzu Ma ni awase no wan naito Anata ni hamatte numatte Wana ni ochite hōmuarōn Baddo endo Menhera shinderera
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me Escaped overdose again Making do with one night You’re obsessed, obsessed Fall into a trap, home alone Bad ending Menhera Cinderella
0時の鐘が鳴り 魔法も脳も溶けてヤバい ぐちゃぐちゃにしたい願い推し殺して アヤしておくれ他界他界
Reiji no kane ga agari Mahou mo nou mo tokete yabai Guchagucha ni shitai negai oshi koroshite Ayashite okure takai takai
The midnight bell rings The magic and your brain are melting I want to mess it up, I want to kill your favourite person* Embrace me in death, death
セイシの間でアイ 育みながらも差し込むライ 有耶無耶にしたい期待打っ壊して 中指立てろ嫌い嫌い
Seishi no hazama de ai Hagukumi nagara mo sashikomu rai Uyamuya ni shitai kitai bukkowashite Nakayubi taterou kirai kirai
A love between life and death* While nurturing it, inserting lies I want it to be vague, wreck that hope Raise your middle finger, I hate it, I hate it
摂り過ぎよダーリン「おやすみ」とか言って
Torisugi yo dārin “oyasumi” toka itte
You talk too much, darling, saying “good night”
シャボン玉吐いた貴方の姿 惨めね
Shabon dama haita anata no sugata Mijime ne
The sight of you vomiting soap bubbles* Is so pitiable
許さない
Yurusanai
Unforgivable
黙って笑って 私色に壊そう 冷や汗が止まんない
Damatte waratte Atashi iro ni kowasou Hiya ase ga tomannai
Shut up and laugh Destroy it in my way I can’t stop sweating
貴方に刺さってしまって 抜けない針オーマイゴッド 永遠に終わらぬナイトメア
Anata ni sasatte shimatte Nukenai hari ōmaigoddo Eien ni owaranu naitomea
It’s stuck in you The needle won’t come out, oh my god The nightmare never ends
私に構って構って 抜け出せずにオーバードーズ リベンジのご案内 貴方に嵌って沼って ふたり堕ちてオーバーオール ハッピーエンド メンヘラシンデレラ
Atashi ni kamatte kamatte Nukedasezu ni ōbādōzu Rebenji no goannai Anata ni hamatte numatte Futari ochite ōbāōru Happī endo Menhera shinderera
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me Can’t break free from overdose The guide of revenge You’re obsessed, obsessed We both fall into overalls Happy end Menhera Cinderella
(Notes)
*I don’t know what “overalls” is supposed to mean here or what kind of significance it holds in this song, but I found that overalls are considered “work clothes.” *手切れ or 手が切れ can mean to break off a bond or to break up with a significant other. The phrase used here 手を切れ literally means cut one’s hands, which probably actually means “cut one’s wrist” judging by the next line. The reason why they used 手 instead of 手首, which was used in the next line, was either to fit the melody, or to be a pun about 手切れ and 手が切れ. *推し is a wota term, used for the idol, actor, or celebrity that you like the most. Your “favourite,” in other words. I’m not aware if there’s an equivalent term to this in English, so I just used “favourite person,” which does sound a little bit strange, but whatever. *セイシ could be so many freaking things. There’s like fifty different terms with this exact reading in my dictionary and I have no idea which one it is. This line does not have enough in it for me to make a confident guess, but I tried. Honestly, I had the same problem with アイ here too, so I’m not confident with that one either. I think it’s likely that this line is supposed to be a pun of sorts. *The use of 吐いた instead of 吹いた, the latter of which would probably (?) make more sense here, leads me to believe that this phrase, 「シャボン玉吐いた」, actually means “foaming at the mouth,” which is a symptom of drug overdose. The symptom can actually present itself in any drug overdose, but most online sources talk about opioids and narcotics in specific.
Final Thoughts: Deep down, I knew that translating the work of a Vocaloid producer like LadyMonsters was a bad idea, but I was undeterred and I did it. It’s probably not good at all, but it was worth a shot. Plus, I just really like this song, so I wanted an excuse to talk about it. Heh.
Yet, another song that I can flex my medical knowledge (slightly). Anhedonia was still the best one in that regard, though. Speaking of, the next song I'm doing is アシストール, and I have a lot to say about that one, so... prepare yourself for a mega long rant when that one comes out, lmao.
NEXT: アシストール by MADMED
(TuneCore)
Single • 2025 • 1 Song • 2 mins
