#me quotes

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

list of things i have Actually Said

"that bucket of water is still in the bathroom, by the way."

“remember, even americans can be vegetarians!”

“i’m too asexual for this.”

“i’m gonna bite you.”

"if you were on thin ice, i'd make a hole in it and push you in."

"no, the printing press was not a medical advancement."

[vickysnowpawz]

Idk why but ima post some quotes I’ve said

Im a fcking creative genius now ( idk bro I had random moments of craziness in my mind space )

life is warp-whole

my friend is a banana ( actually tho last year he literally said all year he was banana and we called him sailor Timmy cause of a play )

they bought the link

what am I? A little butterfly

I want to watch Sophia the First now…

I need to find love. ( idk I was acting dumb ) *looks around sees Quackity * oh I found Quackity ( I do not like Quackity i just so happened to find him after saying that random dumb thing )

Im a scholar now guys…

shiny crocodile chomp chomp

Timmy Timmy

I also have wings! Hehe

What do you think? I think I have chapter 4

all of these quotes come from places where I wrote down random things I’ve said that I found funny when I said them or I found unique

If y’all want you can say like from a fandom who you think would say what quote …. Or y’all could just say something or nothing I don’t mind…. Wait in a way that gave me an idea …

Quotes are weird

[lucky-in-luv]

[shestheworst]

LIFE LESSONS starting this now bcuz there's no time like the present, inspired by @wholeheartedsuggestions

October '25

You'll regret not doing things that call to you but you have to learn to say no and let go when it's not right.

[deliriouscuriousmistake]

"Your mind is so complicated but there is so much beauty in it."

[in-the-midnight-hours]

I’ve learned don’t require protection like a bunny.

I am more like the dragon whom people require protection from.

[major-fukkup]

[funsizepunkelf]