#me texting

[dxrktopaz]

spamming bcs im insane im sorry

[just-going-to-name-this-lat-blog]

Why I should really stop talking

Me, talking about a dance: Come to think of it, I don't think there's any one I really want to go with

Friend: Carve a pumpkin buddy

Me: Why not lol

Friend: Put the head on a broomstick, tape a shirt on it, no one will even notice

Me: Whose head?

Me: Oh wait

Friend: ...

[illuminosity]

*sends message and doesn't get a response in 0.3 seconds* well time to delete my account, my phone, my life,

[primsea]

does any of you still play pokémon go? I kinda need some far away friend codes ! Mine is 3178 1711 3909 in case yall wanna help a bud.

Another code to add if u can: 0150 2611 1216

[not-your-homme]

Me in one conversation where I’m trying to comfort someone: we let words fall before we put out a net to catch them and they crash to the ground

Me in a different conversation: dazahdh Awkwardnessssssss

[alien-gems]

You know when you text people and then they just stop mid conversation and then you just stop texting them cause you think they hate you and then they ask why you don't text them anymore and you just feel super shitty when they do it again and the cycle repeats and it always happens to me, thanks for reading my garbage post.

[mistofftheleaves]

me, an anxious human still desperately hoping for approval while preparing to throw shade: lbr honestly tbh imo