Sep 29, 2019
I love the new arrival 💞
"You are so easy to please..."
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I love the new arrival 💞
"You are so easy to please..."
Heads up, we have a new arrival. You may call it by any name you want. It exists as it pleases. it is impossible to upset. (im going to be calling it Meadphone, for taggings sake)
NO! *Sprays Meadphone with water* BAD ANGEL! NO EATING THE WORLD
Vore me daddy
*speaking into a mic* excuse me, hi, yes. I’m Wolfie and I love Meadphone. I will protect them with my life and I WILL die for them. They have never done anything wrong, ever. And even if they did I would still love them. If they asked me to jump off the nearest cliff you better believe I’d do it. I also love my bastard son Carl but this isn’t about him. I will write a essay about how much I love Meadphone. I’d do anything for them. They are pure goodness and I love them very very much. Thank u
Meadphone: You like.... This thing.....
Meadphone: Yet you also like... this thing?
...
...
Oh!
I really like you Meadphone, You’re very enjoyable to be around. I’m sure you have lots of friends! Friends that absolutely adore you, cause who couldn’t adore you! You’re amazing
“What a strange combination of words.”
What's Meadphone's opinion on poison dart frogs? They remind me a lot like it lmao
“A brilliant creature. Frogs, one of the most beloved by humans, and poison, a bringer of death. It hides behind flashy colors to hide its true nature.”
“Like me!!”
*hugs Meadphone and smooches it’s cheek* hi, I’ve only known you for like five hours but I love you and I’d kill for you
". . .
Interesting."