Dec 10, 2013
me: u are like tumbler famus
sister: i kno rite that means u cant talk to me anymore 2 famus 4 u
sister: guess u gotta get famus now 2
me: idk how
sister: just be urself but better and more popular
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me: u are like tumbler famus
sister: i kno rite that means u cant talk to me anymore 2 famus 4 u
sister: guess u gotta get famus now 2
me: idk how
sister: just be urself but better and more popular
sister: mom worked her magic on this food
[and then simultaneously...]
me: yeah she's like cinderella's godmother
sister: she made a blood sacrifice
me/sister: what?
me: bippity boppity blood sacrifice
omg so my brother in law and his wife are not officially even separated yet and there is a very good chance my BIL will bring his GIRLFRIEND to thanksgiving dinner
he apparently has already brought her to dinner with my husband and their mother
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
i have kept my mouth shut on tumblr about his mid life crisis for the most part BUT I CANNOT HELP BUT RANT ABOUT THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF SCUM so i will be texting updates today
yayyy.....................
0mg can we get matching 0n3s of th0s3 xmas s\/\/3at3rs
seriously you don't know how much i want that sweater
and srsly matching sweaters??
ummmm yesss
so i went to my parents' house and they were talking to some guy named jose from home depot about getting new windows and i came in and he looks at me and says "oh this must be the good one"
i'm making a cat captain america cake for my sister's birthday
this is my life
catain ameripaw
I was looking up tattoo ideas and this is the first batch that I found that interest me. Now, I'm not 100% sold on a watercolor tattoo because I've heard they aren't as long lasting, but I don't know. BUT I love colorful tattoos and I want to get something similar to these in color, at least.
Right now, I really like the anchor design. (First person to tell me it's too cliched gets a boot to the face.)
going to the fair tomorrow and i am VERY EXCITE
there is going to be a barney fife impersonator and THIS EXCITES ME
I AM GOING TO GET MY PICTURE WITH HIM AWW YISS
FAIR RIDES & FAIR FOODS & BARNEY FIFE