#mean!cregan

[dipperscavern]

Cregan is defo big on eye contact

oh yes ma’am 🙂‍↕️ he especially likes using it to his advantage, like staring at you while you talk. he will not break his gaze from you while you’re talking for anything — and whenever you notice this, your cheeks warm as you glance up at him a few times, checking to see if he’s still looking at you. he always is, of course, and sometimes it has you stuttering over your words. he finds it quite endearing. you have to take a breath when he finally looks away.

and this definitely translates to the bedroom, too. that’s when he gets really unfair, making you look at whatever he’s doing to you & stopping when you look away (he is the worst. ever. you’d tell him so if you could focus on anything but keeping your eyes open)

[dipperscavern]

hey princess <3 i have been quite well, i love seeing how i get mentioned on this blog when i’m not there. LOVE YOU ALL, MY COUNCILMEN!!!!! the other anon mentioned my ask abt mean!cregan and i am afraid i have to bring it up again. you remember the “denial, realization, obsession” ask i sent you during the event? yes absolutely. a young moody cregan who doesn’t immediately take to his wife because he’s annoying asfffff. he hates your guts and for no fault of your own, its rather the fact that you symbolize a big change in his life and it’s all catching up to him. but he genuinely can’t resist you long… (virgin!cregan… question mark???) and in typical enemies to lovers fashion, it leads to hate sex with unspoken desires… does anyone get what i am saying.

- pondering anon 🫶

PONDERING ANONNNN MY BABY LOVE DARLING GUMDROP do you know those tiktok comments “it’s like seeing an ex” HAHA ITS LIKE THAT but instead it’s like seeing a letter from a lover who went off to war LMAOAO ANYWAYS

oh my gosh you are so onto everything and more. young moody cregan who just has this attitude all the time, and you don’t even do anything to warrant it! like you said, it’s really just bc you’re the biggest symbol of the giant change happening in his life, so his anger from change gets redirected to you …… this is literally so good i can’t. scowls and glares that you eventually return in full because while you’re patient you are not a pushover and he is literally the lord of winterfell acting ridiculous. ENEMIES TO LOVERS HATE SEX YESS because he’s so attracted to you and you to him and it annoys the both of you even more heh…. until the dam breaks eventually and you actually do something about it

love u love u love u i hope you’re having a beautiful time in this long dream we call life!!!! 🫶🫶🫶

[dipperscavern]

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Anon I am kissing you (with concent) on the lips bc the way I short breaked when I saw this???? Hello???

Just imagine snapping at Cregan and him having enough and he lifts your chin and sarcastically calls you sweet girl with that voice (tm) and now all you can do is stand there with your mind blank like 🧍‍♀️ bc lmao??? You. Me. Bed. Rn 😭

STOP OR EVEN MOCKING LIKE. you say something Mean becuase you hate him and also hate how much you want him and hes all aww, sweet girl

I CANT I CANT TAKE AWAY MY KEYBOARD

[dipperscavern]

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Ngl I wouldn't even be able to have a proper enemies to lovers (even when it's just one sided) with Cregan (or Robb) or even dislike him bc as soon as he says "sweet girl" or calls me any other pet names in that god damn accent (you know the one) I will freely admit that I WILL be putty in his hands IDC lmao

no stop you’re so right stop i’m stop because it takes One coo from cregan oh my god. Can you guys imagine mean!cregan. cooing. A COO OF SWEET GIRL IM DONE GOODBYE

[dipperscavern]

idk if i’ve. sent an ask about this already and ignore this if i have i think i did but i’m gonna pester you about it anyways. i think we need to talk abt young and annoying mean!cregan (from that one ask i sent during the event). i need to talk about it. so many thoughts have been marinating… soaking even…

also i miss you lowkey… why do we kinda have a parasocial relationship…

- the ponderers pondering rot is debilitating

no because i have deadass been missing you too but i didn’t wanna be all weird like “ponderer wya the kids miss you”, so TECHNICALLY ☝️ it isn’t parasocial because ily

anyways! mean cregan stark….. young & annoying mean!cregan… who frustrates and annoys you so bad on purpose — but you can’t help your aching desire for him. and you feel embarrassed for wanting him, too, until you begin to think about why he takes time out of his day to be horrible in the first place

- let’s rot together

[dipperscavern]

Dipper!!! Since ponderer anon (the genius that they are) sent that ask about mean!Cregan and young annoying mean Cregan back in October it has been festering in my brain like worms

The brainworms are turning into a fic now😭 childhood rivals to lovers type of thing with Cregan is going to be the end of me

YESS like its so yumster !!!! young annoying cregan who is a bit rough around the edges like im barking !!! and if youd like to write such a fic go right ahead babe <33 i have full confidence in your execution abilities