#meany face

[bonkersforpotter-blog]

sorenrehkopfs said: Elena we need to talk I think you have a problem.

I don't have a problem I can stop any time I want I just don't want to 

[highbabble]

Joshi is terrible at leaving me nice messages to wake up to. 

[ucalgaryret]

50 Things You MUST Do Before Summer Ends

It's August. There's only so much time left to check everything off your summer bucket list. Get moving!

Funny or DIE gives you a list of things you must do before summer ends. We are literally two weeks and three days away from training. That's only 18 sleeps away (provided you only have one sleep a day - I know some of you out there have at least three; you're unnatural!) The censored version of the list is below

Go to the beach

Swim in a pool

Pee in a pool

Buy a pool

Get a job that will earn you enough money to buy a pool

Eat a hot dog

Eat the MOST hot dogs

Meet that summer fling

Make plans to buy a house together, maybe a nice little place with a pool

Realize it's getting way too serious and you need this to end

Be too much of a wuss to end things

Because you care about them

Meet their family

Oh no, now you're in too deep...

Insult their father's career

Yeah, that'll end it

Go to a baseball game by yourself

Decide now's the time to try and break that hot dog-eating record

Overdraft your checking account after buying 47 hot dogs at $6.75 apiece

Go to the beach again

This time, actually have the balls to get in the water

Get stung by a Jellyfish

Have a friend urinate on you because he saw it in a movie once

Go to the hospital for your untreated Jellyfish sting, covered in your friend's urine

Find that jellyfish that stung you

Seriously, hunt it down

Piss on it

Realize it was the wrong jellyfish

Just take a week to think about what you've done

Think thoughts like "is this all there is?"

Make an appointment with a psychiatrist

Enjoy the psychiatrist's cool air conditioning

Think about how nice it must be to have your own office as nice as this

Ponder what you're doing with your career

Quit your job, you were never gonna earn enough for a pool there anyway

Tell your boss all about the urinating on the wrong jellyfish and how you got to this point

Shake their hand because he understands what you're going through

Lean in for a kiss

Realize you totally misread the vibe of what was going on there

Run away in shame

Find yourself back at the beach

Steal yourself and begin walking toward the water with no intention of ever coming back

Make peace with your maker

Feel the cool water surround you, it won't be long now

Feel a sudden sting and look down

See it's that jellyfish that stung you - for sure this time

Piss all over that little stinker

Really give him the business

Cackle maniacally as you savor the sweet taste of revenge

Realize it's been kind of a great summer

[sleepyfaceandsnark]

Arthur's dead.

i'm so fucking done

rude anon

rude

fuck and i can't put reaction gifs  cause upload limit

[madenheim-blog]

flurosocks replied to your post: how did you make your little silver haired avatar IT’S ADORABLE

You totally said that and I saw it so hahahaha

YOU SAW NOTHING!!!

[madenheim-blog]

I'd like to take a moment to say that iwillbeaninflater is such a great human being, stellar friend, top editor, and just overall, one dynamite gal.

Everyone should go over to her blog and give her some love because she puts up with so much from me and nothing I do would be possible without her help, support, and ability to keep me in-line.

Spread the love.

SPREAD IT!!!

[anita-smack]

Dita von Teese is single handedly ruining my self esteem. I hope your happy Dita.

[highbabble]

Joshua is a jerk, who never texted me goodnight. >.>