#meat conspiracizes

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What the fuck was that about. Smoking maybe??? Back of the car????Hello??

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they are definately queer and dating there is genuinely no way they arent holy shittttttt im lightheaded and parasocial about them as fuck but thats ok.. probably.. idk sigh

i wonder when they got together it was definately some time during their yt i feel? real early on?? dont know anyways!! love your fics you carry this fan base on your back holy shit

Oh shit, I always thought they got together in highschool... Mostly cause of shared controls and "where have you been the last four years of our relationship" and then "if we didn't fuck before we were like 16" in terraria one, which both of those line up to mean they got together at 15ish

ALSO thank you so much!!! That means so much to me you don't even know

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the painting nails clip just makes me think... like his family probably knows he started painting them cause of bread (since he'd go over to his house) and thats just so BFJDJDJJD

especially his dad's "you guys arent doing onlyfans are you" comment like why is it so....

Yes that's very true! In my mind the way he worded it and the bit about the other person coming out it implies he started painting his nails because he's queer (so yeah because of Bread)

That only fans comment like extra confirmed it for me just cause, like, why would he ask that...

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new york came up a lot this stream...

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okay wow i really like that interpretation lot... i can definitely see bread's jealously being more on the downlow, and only really bubbling whenever he and banana have sex via getting banana to reaffirm that despite there other people being around banana, banana belongs to bread and bread only.... that bread is the only person who can see banana in such a vulnerable state and position.... god damn thats so fucking hot... also absolutely love the fact that they'd both tell the other that he belongs to him, just in different ways... i can totally see that being a thing and the thought of them being so stupidly possessive of each other like that is reaaaally attractive... i can kinda see bread being a bit more grabby (Not the word i wanna use but im gonna use it anyways) towards banana a bit, like i can kinda see him holding onto banana more and grabbing at his arms n shit while they're fucking... idk..

lowkey im shit ass and butt at deciphering tones n shit but. i will say that i like ur explanation... the reasons u have do match up and i can see them all being the case... still just a crazy ass clip btw im still not over it im so in shock. like im surprised they 1. still have the handcuffs and that they're in one of bread's drawers????? and 2. that they talked about those stupid handcuffs for an entire minute when i feel like with some other questions, they sorta just spend a few seconds answering them before moving on. like what are u trying to hide mr bananamate and mr breadtastic...? like at that point they are Begging me to have Thoughts and Scenarios floatin around my head about them and those stupid handcuffs. like Fuck i do kinda hope they've used those handcuffs atleast once off camera................................... - ellipses

I am so glad that made sense! Like, he just seems more nonchalant when he's getting dominant and shit. He wants Banana to affirm him without much prompting and tell him he's the only one he wants. The only one who will ever touch him in this way, the only one who makes him feel this good. He wants to fuck Banana so well it reminds both of them who he belongs to. I definitely see Bread being grabby too, touching him anywhere he can reach, feeling his body and reminding Banana that he gets to touch him however he pleases. And maybe just because he loves Banana so much, that he needs to touch him all the time, needs to remind himself that Banana is all his.

Thank you for accepting my explanations! I am also glad that those made sense. I am not surprised they still have them, I am however surprised that Bread is the one who has them since presumably Banana is the one who bought them/he had them at his house because they recorded both video at his house. Unless Bread kept them at his house, which is possible. I am surprised they shared that they are in one of Bread's drawers they should have said they were in a box under one of their beds or that they were in a closet somewhere. A drawer implies easy access in most cases because most people only have 2 things with drawers in their room, a dresser and a nightstand, and maybe a desk but I have shit I use frequently in my desk drawers. I do personally have another thing with drawers in my room but those drawers have things I may need to access despite not using often. So why are they in a drawer? Maybe an extra storage thing in a closet if they truly don't use them. Why not just say they're in a box though? Or that you don't know where they are? Why does Banana know/think they're in one of Bread's drawers yet Bread seemed to not know. Obviously it could all just be to throw us off, but Banana's voice dropping like that and becoming serious for a question that should have been silly... Trying to be nonchalant and cover up any emotion in his voice. If he wanted to be serious there should have been a softness to his voice despite the drop, and it should have sounded more confused.

Autistic guy talks about tone for way to long holy shit I need to shut up. It is 2am so anything I post now doesn't count and if it's weird and freaky that wasn't me.

Anyway, they did talk about them for way longer than they needed to and the way Banana changed the subject was a choice!!!! I mean obviously played up for the bit, but still.

I hope they have used them. I really think they have. At least one time. Maybe it was after Bread got hard from being cuffed. Maybe it was Bread convincing Banana that it would be hot to let him cuff his hands behind his back.

One scenario. They do share a bed and have their own nightstands and Bread keeps the cuffs in his because he's usually the one who brings up wanting to use them (for himself or on Banana).

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ALSO i forgot to add on but two things:

1. i am soo queerious abt how u interpret bread to get possessive over banana…… we are the freaklings pls feed us (whenever u want)

2. 👀👀👀 i must inquire about the thing u noticed that proves bnb’s freak… 👀👀👀 who up being queerious today

- ellipses

I wish I remember exactly what I was talking about, like I know what I was saying but I think I forgot the exact scenario. Anyways, I think Bread is more quiet about his possession. Like, he would keep his jealousy to himself and from all the jokes he makes about having a girlfriend or multiple girlfriends you can see that he's trying to cover up his jealousy. Does that make sense? By pretending he has "a bunch of pretty side pieces" he can hide the fact that he only wants Banana and that he doesn't want Banana to look at anyone else. (Also to make Banana jealous because he's just that kinda guy) This might be incoherent because I don't know how to properly put into words what I know. Anyways, I think instead of reacting readily to his jealousy he keeps it to himself until the next time they fuck, or he butters Banana up and when he fucks him he says shit like, "you look so pretty taking my dick" and "tell me how much you love this" and "let me hear you baby." He revels in the way he is the only one Banana needs or wants, that he is the one making Banana feel like that. He owns Banana just like Banana owns him, but it is a little more indirect. Though, don't get me wrong, he absolutely tells Banana that he's his, and maybe pretty frequently too. And I think there are times he asks Banana who he belongs too, but it's in a cocky tone of voice, not low and demanding like when Banana does it.

Also... The way Banana's voice changes when talking about the handcuffs. "We do right?" could have been genuine, but he uses the same tone of voice at around 1 hour when talking about Anything Goes and it sounds like he knows the exact musical but is pretending he just barely knows anything about it. Does this make sense? It sounds too serious in comparison to what it should be. He should have said "Do we???" In a high pitched tone if he was actually confused on whether or not they had the handcuffs and he didn't have to get all serious when asking if the musical is "the one with the beds" So anyway, my conclusion is they either get really freaky with those handcuffs or they don't and he just really doesn't want anyone to think they do/he really wants to get freaky with the handcuffs.

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cant stop rewatching the handcuff clip they folded under literally no pressure i bet you they fucked before stream why were they so weird and horny. bread sounds giddy recalling it like did he really not remember or was he saying bought it off amazon as an out and banana decided to spontaneously out them. "two videos and only that!" please

No literally, like you didn't have to share that, and it is so odd to me that Banana is the one that brought up the fact that they bought them in person. I really did think Bread was trying to give him and out but he sounded really happy when he remembered that they went in person. Maybe because they bought something else, who knows. And the clarifying they only ever got used twice... Like come on. Like it could obviously be to just mess with us but why does Banana know it's in one of Bread's drawers and not in a random box under one of their beds or in one of their closets. And why is it Bread's drawer and not his room?? If it because Bread keeps them in his bedside table instead? Whatever... I don't even care.

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omg ellipses that's what i was referencing. cuz like at the end of the stream they muted hella quick and banana took way longer to raid someone than normal. and he unmuted said please stay then muted again in so fast. i could only assume it was because of bread

-brownie

YES!!! They were desperate as fuck to end bro. I can't believe I didn't record that shit I am going to hell. Like why unmute and then mute again?? I swear he has never done that. I was GOING to fucking upload the end of the last SMP stream but I exceeded my fucking video limit. Anyway, they ended like they did yesterday, said bye and ended before even announcing who they were going to raid, I don't know why he was so weird about it yesterday... Bread ended his stream IMMEDIATELY, like holy fuck.