@flyinglotads basically a replacement for math study
last drink: dihydrogen monoxide
last phone call: my mama
last text message: oof
last song you listened to:cityscape or something by this fusion group? idk
last time you cried: I cant even sweat why do you think i cry
HAVE YOU EVER:
dated someone you regretted. regretted more like spaghett-ed amirite
been cheated on: I stole my own girl once
kissed someone and regretted it: regretted more like spaghett-ed amirite
lost someone special: I lost myself *stares in a Thoreau manner*
been drunk and thrown up: every day
IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
made new friend: if you say so
fallen out of love?: I’M MARRIED TO THE STREETS
met someone who changed you: sure
found out who your true friends are: i mean, i guess
found out someone was talking about you: doesnt everyone talk about me
kissed anyone of your followers/following: yes i have officially kissed @ohj35 we are the perf couple
GENERAL:
how many people on your tumblr do you know irl: all of them?
do you want to change your name: Fabio sounds pretty nice
what time did you wake up today: 6? 5? we may never know
what were you doing at midnight last night: stressing over ted
name something you can’t wait for: The second coming
what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish i wasnt a huge weeaboo
what are you listening to right now: my favorite things by coltrane
what’s getting on your nerves right now: my pinky callous
nicknames: wames, various mispronounciations of james
relationship: father
zodiac sign: aquarious
fav tv show: i make a point to hide all my weeaboo interests from the light of day
school: some correctional facility probably
hair color: bright orange
do I have a crush on someone: probs you
what do you like about yourself: The tip of my tongue is probably one of the seven wonders of the world
FIRSTS:
first surgery: I broke my arm does that count
first piercing: belly button
first best friend: err you probably
first sport you joined: AIR JORDANS BABY OOOO DUNK THE BALL DID YOU SEE THAT DEEEEEEEEEFENSE
first vacation: i went to yorba linda last summer
first pair of trainers/sneakers: LIGHT UP SHOES TO ILLUMINATE ALL THAT SHADE YOU’RE THROWING
RIGHT NOW:
eating: my words
drinking: my sorrow
listening to: the voices in my head
waiting for: my fingers to feel like fingers
wanting kids: my family could use a goat actually
get married?: IM MARRIED TO THE STREETS
WHICH IS BETTER:
lips or eyes: you cant see outta your lips
hugs or kisses: you cant eat hugs
shorter or taller: well this is a dilemna. height is pretty neat, but strawberry shortcake is pretty good. But height is needed to reach the strawberry shortcake, but then there’s no shortcake for the strawberry
older or younger: much older im talking paleozoic dinosaurs here
romantic or spontaneous: depends on the gibbs free energy
sensitive or loud: sensual ;)
hook up or relationship: hook up more like hooked on phonics learn to spell kiddos
troublemaker or hesitant: how about a hesitant troublemaker
HAVE YOU EVER:
kissed a stranger: all the time everyone i meet
drank hard liquor: life is rough, kiddo
lost glasses or contacts: ive lost many of my trusted contacts. all of my friends, dead
broke someone’s heart: i collect broken hearts to keep my skin clear and beautiful
been arrested: only by the fashion police
turned someone down: i dont understand this question people arent like cards have you ever heard of a facedown human like wtf
cried when someone died:yeah
DO YOU BELIEVE:
In yourself: only in my endeavors to steal your heart
love at first sight: @ohj35
santa claus: what do you mean do i believe in santa do you not like free things
kiss on the first date: @ohj35
Only like 3 people follow me so if ya wanna do it gopher it
