#meatshieldcats

[minyboy]

Cat Gunslinger, 30% chance to slow Black enemies. 100% chance to look cooler than your Uber driver.

[minyboy]

This cat's got a quick draw... and an even quicker nap schedule.

[minyboy]

Ok who gave the cat a cowboy hat and gun? Cat Gunslinger is adorable, but three people got shot already. It's getting out of hand.

[minyboy]

Me trying to use Wheel Cat in non-Alien stages: "Why is my expensive rolling sushi not working?!"

[minyboy]

Wheel Cat rolled up to the battlefield and immediately rolled back into my base because his range is -2 inches.

[minyboy]

Hee hee, I gave cat an axe. Now he thinks he can kill people. *Swoosh* OH GOD NO!