#catbase

[minyboy]

Wheel Cat rolled up to the battlefield and immediately rolled back into my base because his range is -2 inches.

[minyboy]

Hee hee, I gave cat an axe. Now he thinks he can kill people. *Swoosh* OH GOD NO!

[minyboy]

Me trying to use Wheel Cat in non-Alien stages: "Why is my expensive rolling sushi not working?!"

[minyboy]

True Form is called Chill Cat but he still has the personality of a flaming wheel going 90mph into a brick wall.

[minyboy]

Drumcorps Cat, 40% chance to weaken Metal enemies, 100% chance to annoy your neighbors.

[minyboy]

When the band director says "no solos" but you have commitment issues.

[minyboy]

Battle is here and Drumcorps Cat will help lead the charge. That poor bastard is going down first.

[minyboy]

Salon Cat isn’t overrated, she’s just a victim of power creep. Leave my emotional support hairdresser alone.