Bit of a long one here! Based on a tumblr post
Jonny: So which one of y’all was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Nastya: … You were putting it in cold water?
Brian: Jonny. Answer the question, Jonny.
Jonny: Yeah? I always thought that people just put it in hot water to speed up the teaification process. Didn’t realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water?
Brian: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?!
Nastya: Why are you… putting it in the microwave… to boil it?!
Brian: You think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Nastya: It takes less than a minute!
Brian: IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY A FUCKING SUN??
Nastya: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!
Brian: Like seven minutes!
Nastya: Just put the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in two minutes or so.
Brian: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat??? The stove is enchanted.
Ashes: Wow. You’re all fucking lunatics.
The Toy Soldier: DO NONE OF YOU USE THE FUCKING KETTLE?
Very, very few things get TS genuinely angry. Tea crimes are one of those things.
I AGREE WITH THE TOY SOLDIER
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE USE THE STOVE/MICROWAVE