#medicposting

[m0drar]

Beautiful medic

[medicthecooldoctor]

medic wait for me… germany isn’t too far

[sir-cabbage1]

"I will suck you dry."

Well, I will suck the soul from your body and surgically implant it into myself so I can make a deal with the devil and get 50 years added onto my lifespan.

[flamethemedicmain]

Being a mannbulance friendly is so fun. I am going to do donuts in your intel room and you can't stop me. Wee woo time

[bookshelfpassageway]

Have you made sure to cherish your team’s Medic today?

[flamethemedicmain]

Something about the ubersaw kill taunt makes me especially evil. Like without fail I do an evil little laugh whenever I right click and medic flips his labcoat tails back and says 'I am going to saw through your bones!'

[voraciouspangolin]

Big fan of saying "it's cause you're always on that damn banana" whenever the heavies I pocket pause being my meat shield to eat their banana bc they're stupid and instantly die.

Bitch I'm pocketing you with the medigun that heals you that fastest I have 4530 kills on my crossbow my aim is on fleek do not get it twisted. You will look like a team colored porcupine by the time I'm done with you nothing beats being able to dole out 75hp of health instantly. Not even the banana

But noooo, you Have to pause to eat .it's cause you're always on that damn banana

[radio-ghost-cooks]

and so begins my "Nobody Likes The Medic Main" arc :]

had someone get on vc to try and yell at me for not being fast enough to save their 9 hp ass from burning to death. sorry i can't lock onto you when you speak up quite literally 2 seconds before you die with 5 other people in the way <3 if you actually called for Medic instead of using vc i could have known where you were coming from and probably had a better chance of healing you. not ONCE did this man call for Medic. and given how i was running around like a headless chicken, i probably healed him repeatedly during the last push.

"gEt BaCK IN tHe KitCHeN!" he said, to the culinary student, trying to insult him.

and it was from an Engie of all people </3 heartbreaking. after the match he proceeded to say we were the worst team he's ever had and logged off.