welcome to de blorgposing

please leave your moping at the door (I am exempt because this is my blorg) a dude, 20. finally learned how to read (he/him, hetero, basic stuff)

[inbox-asks]

send emojis!

on or off anon!

would do:

♥ - i'd date you /r

💕 - i'd date you /p or /qp

😘 - i'd kiss you /r

😽 - i'd kiss you /p or /qp

🤗 - i'd hug you

🤜 - i'd throw a punch at you

🏃 - i'd avoid you irl

🤝 - i'd hold your hand

📖 - open message

want to do:

🌸 - i want to date you /r

💐 - i want to go on a date with you /p or /qp

💋 - i want to kiss you /r

💄 - i want to give you kisses /p or /qp

✌ - i want to hug/hold you

👊 - i want to fight you

📚 - open message

reqs for ask games/prompts open

[dogpuppy]

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[despazito]

[despazito]

[wikipediahmms]

Fact checked: True Source:

[effemimaniac]

perfectly designed to be transported through a network of pneumatic tubes

[innerchildabortionclinic]

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

[dreamingnemleria]

u think dogs would do misogyny? dogs??

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just trust me i'm an empath

[sir-cabbage1]

Yeah but you're not a dog empath...

Unless you a bitch.

[markrosewater]

Not a question, but I hope you’re aware of the running memes about the multitude of evil characters like Nicol Bolas, Elesh Norn and Krenko who are all worthy to wield Mjolnir. :D

I am aware. Part of the fun of Magic is the ability to mix and match in unexpected ways.

[str-ngeloop]

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[goth-queen]

[slipping-into-madness]

[overgrown-ruins]

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