#mediocre dates

[pointless-letters]

"Obviously, we're devastated." said a representative of all women everywhere, today. "Imagine letting a catch like this slip through our fingers. What fools we've been."

[pointless-letters]

108 letters, a pissy attitude when on dates *and* a final, bitter rant? FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE, LADIES!

[robin-in-the-tulip-tree]

The more guys I meet, the better a lifetime of solitude as a crazy dog lady looks.