✨❝swamp.❞ 🌙 shrek & vi.
✨ @mediuhsres ur move.
❝Hello? Is anyone here in this really-goopy-and-slimey-and-not-at-all-super-weird-with-the-vibes swamp?!❞ He had taken one wrong left turn and ended up right in the fuckin’ thick of it. Far away from Farquaad’s place ( holy fuck, why did he even put himself through this shit for a man six inches shorter than him? ) Cattail plants brushed against his legs as he clambered through greenery and puddles, the light of his cellphone being the only thing to guide him through. There wasn’t much to this place. It was just a swamp. But, the sounds of the crickets were pretty nice. ❝Seriously! Hello?! Anyone out here——?! I got my Balenciaga boots dirty and I’m scared of the boonies during nighttime!❞ Of course, he ignored the signs to stay out of the swamp. First off, you can’t make him read.
Seriously, was there anyone else even here? And, was Farquaad noticing his absence—WELL, probably not. He was a man up his own ass.
















