TROUBLESOME KID, ANON?
Hi, I'm here to register a quirk? My son seems to have manifested his a bit early, he's just turned 3 and it started becoming an issue about a week ago. It's not like its a danger to anyone, it's just, inconvenient having a toddler that puts everything he can get his hands on in his mouth smell overpoweringly strongly of whatever's on his stomach. I almost forgot crayons had a smell until he managed to eat one, and now my whole house smells of it. I'm about to invest in industrial air freshener.
THANKS FOR REGISTERING! I’VE UPDATED IT IN THE SYSTEM:
Quirk: Scent - The user releases the scent of whatever they’ve ingested. Type: Emitter Range: Medium Range
THAT IS PRETTY EARLY BUT STILL WELL WITHIN NORMAL RANGES. SO BASICALLY HE’S STINKING UP THE PLACE WITH THE SCENT OF WHATEVER HE EATS. THAT’S GOTTA SUCK, BUT IT MUST BE BETTER THAN THE USUAL STENCH OF TINY CHILDREN. ANY IDEA IF THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS AUTOMATICALLY OR SOMETHING THAT HE’LL BE ABLE TO CONTROL ONCE HE’S OLDER? HOW STRONG IS THE SMELL? DOES IT GET STRONGER THE MORE OF A THING HE EATS? IS IT ALWAYS THE LAST THING HE ATE OR NOT OR IS IT EVER A MIX? DOES HE EVER SMELL LIKE ACTUAL FOOD, IN WHICH CASE I HIGHLY SUGGEST STUFFING HIM FULL OF SOMETHING DELICIOUS LIKE CHOCOLATE, OR DOES IT ONLY WORK WITH NON-FOOD ITEMS? I GET THAT BABIES TEND TO EAT CRAZY SHIT, BUT IS IT POSSIBLE YOUR KID CAN EAT INEDIBLE THINGS WITHOUT THE USUAL PROBLEMS?
WELL YOUR KID CERTAINLY ISN’T GOING TO BE LOOKING INTO A MENTORSHIP ANYTIME SOON, BUT MAYBE THERE’S SOMEONE YOU COULD TALK TO FOR ADVICE. MIDNIGHT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS CAUSE OF HER SOMNAMBULIST QUIRK. THE SLEEPING GAS MIGHT ACT SIMILAR TO YOUR KID’S ODOR. AS ALWAYS, I’VE GOT TO INCLUDE A WARNING THAT SHE IS A RATED R HERO, AND WE’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING SHE SAYS OR DOES.
POWER TO YA, CONCERNED PARENT.












