#meeean

[hardasstaichou]

nooo shuub

enter kensei being all cool

and berating and insulting the poor kiddo

[lewdladylily]

Spank Spank Spank, that's thank you Mistress to you! -R

Yes mistress, thank you mistress, may I have more mistress?

[bastardsunlight]

[kicks ur temple door in] MISTER HAT SHAOLIN. It’s FMK time. Your options are Liu Kang, Johnny Cage, and Kitana.

Kung Lao grasps his hat and whips it, as hard as he can, far... far away. "I am afraid I have no hat; perhaps you seek someone else?"

The hat returns, depositing itself on his head, as it always does. "...shit."

This is not a fun game. This is not in any way entertaining and now he understands Johnny Cage's pain. "I ... have taken a vow--I cannot marry Kitana, or... ah... be with her, so I must challenge her to Mortal Kombat, and win."

His vow precludes a family and now he understands the tasteless jokes regarding catholic school girls. "I will NOT marry Johnny." He frowns. "But he is--err would likely be an... adequate bed partner."

Somewhere, Johnny Cage has just sneezed.

"And Liu Kang is my best friend."

[rosecoentrao]

Heeeyyy marceloo... that was mean :( 

[nblackwidow-blog]

did you ever used to play dress-up?