#meeh!

[drmerino]

i know something you don't knowwwwwwwww

Axwell, I don't appreciate this power play. What does this mean? What do I not know? As my client, I would like you to be transparent with me as I am with you!

What do I not know...??!?!?!???!???!?

[drmerino]

Hamburger or French fry

Hmmm.... Hamburger. No, cheeseburger. Oh, but I love mettbrötchen too...

[drmerino]

Liberal liberal liberal liberal happy fun la la la human smuggling fentanyl deaths forced government euthanasia

That's nice... Say, unrelated, have you ever thought about being admitted to a hospital? Do you have history with being admitted? No, I didn't mean to imply anything...

[drmerino]

Azazel, can i pet you?? you seem so fluffy..

Once.

I mean, yes! My wife had me try some new conditioner, it's been doing wonders for me. I believe this one is vanilla scented?

The things I do for my clients...

[drmerino]

I have an account now lalalalallalala

@necrophageprincess

Auh, wonderful!! Everyone, please follow my wife! Or else! Haha, just kidding. Just kidding.

[drmerino]

Hello it’s your wife can you stop eating my goldfish we talked about this

Anyways love you and can we have Chinese for dinner 🥹

Hello sweetheart! I love you too! Terribly sorry about your goldfish, I was just so hungry and needed a snack. You know how I get. The goldfish did not smile back like the TV said they would!

Oh, I'd be delighted! What were you thinking for dinner? Panda with roasted bamboo? Orange Pheasant? Sweet and Sour Chicken? I've gotten tired of that clucking Stacy anyway. She's birdbrained, putting it lightly.

I'll figure out a nice dinner for us two. I love you with my whole heart! ♡

[babygoatsandfriends]

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*yells*

[kage-hide]

Omg im having the worst art block right now U.U