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Meg: *getting in trouble for something* If I’m going down, I’m taking everyone else down with me!

Ollie: What’s wrong with you?

Meg: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

Meg: It’s 2020, far past the time when we should’ve put the ‘k’ back in thicc.

Lou: Thkicc.

Meg: Hey, Jaime, keep an eye on Kelly today. He’s going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person and end up getting punched.

Jaime: Sure, I’d love to see Kelly get punched.

Meg: Nuh-uh, try again.

Jaime: I will stop Kelly from getting punched.

Meg: Very good.

Kelly: *covering Meg’s eyes* Guess who?

Meg: It’s either Kelly, or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Kelly: *taking his hands away* It’s Kelly!

Meg: Dang it.

Kelly: I can fit my entire world in my hands.

Meg: That’s imp--

Kelly: *cups Meg’s face in his hands.*

Meg: *blushing* I have a reputation.

Kelly: Jaime, I’m calling to inform you that I’m planning to ask Meg to marry me.

Kelly: But she’s a grown woman, I’m not asking your permission because she is not your property.

Kelly: Nor will she be mine if she chooses to say yes.

Kelly: She is a strong independent woman who don’t need no man!

Kelly: That being said, I truly do hope she says yes, but it’s her decision.

Kelly: SO, BACK OFF!

Lou: Oh my God, what did he say?

Kelly: I don’t know, I left a voicemail.

Meg: Okay, Kelly, hold the f*ck up.

Meg: …

Meg: It’s me. I’m the f*ck up. Please hold me.

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