The Losers as things that me & my friends did when we went out to a club together for the first time:
all tragically inspired by true events
>So the Losers all went to different colleges but kept close, always visiting each other and piling up and sleeping on the floor of whoever’s dorm they were staying at.
>This weekend was Bill’s turn to host, Richie originally said he couldn’t come bc of his copious amounts of work, but after seeing a pic of everyone together at lunch on snapchat he couldn't help it; jumping on the next train and arriving in under 3 hours.
> Eddie and Bev get too drunk at pre’s so end up being complete messes before they even get to the club.
> Bill insisting that “it’s not even that far to walk, 10 minutes tops” and half an hour later showing up at the club.
>Eddie, Stan, Bev and Ben got in an uber bc fuck walking that long, they got cold.
>Richie having to get patted down and legitimately asking if they were going to do a cavity search [which Stan gave him a whack on the arm for] >When they finally get in Bill, already half drunk, buys them all jager bombs which they cheers and drink together [Ben manages to spill his all over his tshirt]
>They hit the dancefloor and start busting some terrible moves. Everyone around is either drunk so trying to join their dance circle or too sober so is giving them the death stare.
> After around 30 mins of dancing they start to split into smaller groups, Bev, Stan and Richie going up to the smoking area [Stan originally only going as he’s deep in conversation with Rich, but stealing the dark haired boy’s juul once they get up so people would stop offering him a smoke], leaving Bill, Eddie, Ben and Mike downstairs, dancing like fools.
>Bill’s college friends were around too but he gave most of his attention to the Losers, having not seen them in a couple of months.
> The nicotine in the juul gives Stan a major headrush, along with the mix of alcohol, making him extra giggly, trying and failing to do tricks. Richie and Bev just laugh along, doing their best to teach him.
>It’s back to the bar now, and Mike is trying his best to flirt with the bar staff so they’d give him one on the house, which surprisingly works and he gets a free vodka coke, making Eddie super annoyed bc it hadn’t worked for him.
>The same sort of stuff happens for the next few hours, some cutting away to dance, drink, vape or smoke - all of them keep laughing the whole time, completely wound up in eachothers company to care how anyone else looked at them.
>At around 1am Ben, Eddie and Mike decide to go and get food, which turns into a quest of finding their way back to Bill’s dorm without him.
>They end up super lost and giggling about how dumb they are, but don’t try to go back to get Bill for some reason [alcohol is clearly shrouding their judgement tbh]
>They order food to a fucken park bench of all places, and beg the delivery guy to take them back to the campus, the guy accepts after Eddie fake cries and hands him ten dollars.
> They get back with the food and somehow manage to get up to Bill’s shared kitchen, but not before Eddie drops one of their pizzas down a whole flight of stairs. Mike literally did not care and ate it anyway in his tispy state of mind.
>Meanwhile Stan, Bev, Richie and Bill are still in the club
>Stan got lost at one point and managed to fall on his ass down a set of stairs, having to take himself off to have a breather afterwards.
> Richie, Bev and Bill don’t notice he’s gone until they order his drink at the bar and turn to give it to no one, but too drunk to worry they go on a laughing search party, finding Stan looking disgusted in the sitting area surrounded by people making out.
>Stan laughs it off and they find a photobooth downstairs, and after putting six dollars in they realise that it’s broken, which is funny as they’d been posing for every single photo they thought they’d taken.
>At 3am they decide it’s time to leave so they go to the cloak room to collect Bill and Bev’s jackets (both Stan and Richie were adamant that they weren’t going to get cold)
>Bill notices a girl trying to push in front of him and calls her out, which causes her to roast him in front of the whole crowd, making Stan, Bev and Richie nearly cry at how funny it was.
>They left and all got cheese fries for the walk home, which was overpowered by Bill ranting about “that little line-cutter bitch”, only enticing more giggles from the other three.
>They got home only half an hour after Mike, Ben and Eddie, who were still laughing about their wild journey home and eating their floor pizza.
>Bill loses his room key so has to go to student services at 4am to get a new one, coming back looking annoyed because of how tired he is
>They all scramble into the room, Stan and Richie rushing to jump into Bill’s bed, not wanting to sleep on the floor. They huddle together, giggling as Bill tries to pry them apart and off of his bed.
>Richie eventually caves when Bill tickles him, falling onto the floor with a thud. “Ohhhhh but me and Stanny were gonna fuck in your bed!” he whines, which is met by a smack from a half amused, half mad Bill.
>Stan talked his way into staying in Bill’s single bed, promising that he slept like a log and didn’t move
>The rest of them gathered all of the blankets and coats and pillows they could find and arranged them so they could all cuddle together on the floor.
>Stan and Bill ended up sleeping back to back because Stan felt too hot to cuddle
>In the end, all of them had a hilarious and stupid night - and it definitely wasn’t the first or last for any of them.
