#megadick

[bobiverses]

when he sneaks in the house at four in the morning and he’s had too much to drink

[herainsorcia]

So I finished Sword Art...

I started off calling Oberon a dick. But that was a compliment. So I called him a bag of dicks. But that was still a compliment. So I called him a truck full of dicks. Still too good for him. I tried douche bag. Still not there.

I had called Heathcliff Andrew Ryan, because, well, it fit. He took a city and made it his own with his own rules and when you killed him you sort of regretted it. He was still a bad guy, but he sort of helped in the end in his own little way. So when I saw Oberon I realized something.

I could call Oberon Atlas. It fit so well. He stole the world that was Ryan's and made it his, but it really wasn't. No one liked him and it didn't work out. And he was killed by a flaw in the system that Ryan designed. But that was a step up from fucking Oberon.

So Oberon is the dick of all dicks. He is...Megadick. The king of dicks. No one has yet to compare to his level of dick-dom.