#megaflare

[sebastianshort]

In a month, you can switch the sides

[dutyfound]

→ ʟɪᴍɪᴛ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ

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KNOCKOUT

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“MEGAFLARE”: TODAY’S OVERPRICED NONSENSE FAD FLOODING UL’DAH

Once again, con artists and charlatans rejoice all across this pathetic excuse for a continent as yet another false promise of power is exposed for what it is. ‘Distilled Essence of Wyrm’ is nothing more than a bottle of snake oil!

You’d think with all the effort, all the money, all the time, the hype, that this damned stuff would do something of value. Oh, yes, ‘usher in a great calamity’ indeed. Please. The only calamity is your pocketbook after paying the absurd and exorbitantly-priced bottles. A single dose costs more than some assassins’ services. 

And no, before you ask, they don’t do bulk discounts. I checked. No, you’d best pay the equivalent to a month’s wage for the basic, common worker so that you can have a fleeting, utterly harmless non-explosion that does less damage than a sparkler!

This is an abomination, a slap in the face to all good people everywhere, and it really makes me think that what this city needs is some kind of honorable organization which watches the markets and makes sure products aren’t fraudulent. There’s so many products in Ul’dah these days that aren’t at all what they say, and it’s really getting out of hand.

What good is this so-called “power” if you can’t use it to destroy overgrown cats who claim you’re not the Doman samurai you know you are at heart? We need to do something about this, dammit!

Kagome Voulaizunlezotre is happy to write for the only reputable news source in all Eorzea. Always remember that The Crucible is your one-stop source for all important, pertinent, relevant and accurate news, and that we are peerless.

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[gigithelalafell]

Hee heee heeee hee...

Hee heee HAA HAA HaaAhAAA!!

Is there no better way to go mad than to go mad with power~?

[vidyatrash]

So I started opening Eureka lock boxes a few days ago, and it all started with the hat. As a setting, westerns are notoriously my least favorite of anything. I don’t activly hate it, but it is absolutely on the bottom of a list of settings I’d like t find myself in, or put any of my characters in. But as soon as I previewed that hat, and the boots afterward, I had to. I just had to. Not having the right glam shirt yet, I went with one I had bought for a fashion report weeks ago. You’ll notice, right after I decided “yes. this is it, I’m doing this.” I ran into another rather spectacular cowboy (and I had different pants at the time, unsure if I like the jeans better or not yet. Also what says western theme unlike cacti? I already had the monk fists from he gold saucer, so my life was complete. Also if you don’t think the instant we found out the Megaflare emote wasn’t attached a 150 dollar statue? You bet your ass the Hubs and I dropped the piddly 24 bucks to get them for ourselves.

[threedglasses]

In all my years playing Final Fantasy games, I've never seen Bahamut cast a more powerful Megaflare than when he ran in on Tidus' flashback and said, "You cried" and ran out.

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