#megamind incorrect quote

[incorrectmegamindquotes]

Megamind: I am a piece of trash

Roxanne: Well, as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

Megamind: 

Megamind: You smooth fucker

[incorrectmegamindquotes]

Wayne, texting: I show up at my house in Complete And Utter Darkness.

Bernard: oh god

Wayne: one of the maids lets me in, and I can't even say ANYTHING before one of them gasps and goes

Wayne: "IS THAT A RING???"

Wayne: distantly, my mother's door FLIES OPEN

[incorrectmegamindquotes]

Roxanne: why aren't you given the skins of a cashew.

Megamind: ... skins

Roxanne: what do you call them

Megamind: shells???

Roxanne: okay then why aren't you given the SHELLS of a cashew?

Megamind: they are fatally toxic.

Roxanne: oh

[incorrectmegamindquotes]

Megamind: You know better than this!

Brain Bot:

Megamind: now don't talk back to me, mister-