dry texts megumi fushiguro sends when he misses you.ᐟ
Introduction - you’ve never known someone like megumi. in the beginning of your relationship, he was very hard to read, like a closed book. whenever you were apart, it felt like glue being stretched, getting thinner the farther you are. you always ended up missing him. but texting him made you overthink. you weren’t sure if he felt the same way. over time, you soon figured out his way of expressing his want, actually his need for your presence. it’s no longer secret that he is also tangled in love, stuck by you, from the glue.
Coming back from a mission.ᐟ
the sun is already going below the horizon. ijichi had come to pick you up after the mission dragged on longer than it was supposed to. all you wanted to do was flop onto your bed waiting at your dorm. though it’s not the only thing anticipating your return. events from the battlefield overflow your head that’s resting against the car window. the weight of everything made your lids feel heavy. instead of fighting curses, you are now fighting to stay awake. yes, you could’ve just slept in the car, but right now you are still stuck in fight-or-flight mode. as tempting as it was you couldn’t risk being attacked again, especially in a vulnerable state. that is until your phone lights up, illuminating the darkness in the car. you lower down the brightness and that is when you see a text from your boyfriend. your heart does little flips seeing his name on the screen. his message reads…
[Megumi] “You back yet?”
a tired smile forms on your face. slightly more awake now than a few seconds ago.
[You] “not yet. i’m still like 20min away. do u miss me?? ;)”
[Megumi] “Mission went on longer than expected.”
[You] “don’t try dodging the question meg. admit you have me on your mind.”
[Megumi] . . .
he’s taking a little too long to form a text. you debate on whether you should tease him.
[Megumi] “Just, call me when you arrive.”
[You] “oki doki!”
the smile on your face since earlier has widened, now brighter than the stars, shining in the night sky. exhaustion replaced by excitement. knowing him, a medical kit and lecture will be ready.
Staying in your room all day.ᐟ
it’s already almost noon. you woke up a little late, but since it’s the weekend, you didn’t really mind. decided to just stay in bed a little longer, closing your eyes, imagining scenarios, scrolling on your phone, reading, etc. oh how productive you are. rest assured, you aren’t always like this. when you check the time it’s already past 2pm. oopsie, you forgot to eat breakfast, let alone lunch. in your mind, you’re thinking it’s too late, just wait until dinner. which feeds into your laziness of not wanting to getting up. half of your body is hanging off the bed, your arm swinging back and forth. one foot on the floor to keep you balanced. you were in the middle of rolling out of bed before you got lazy again. guilt was starting to eat at you for not doing anything. then a ding! from your phone made you forget the feeling. finally, you sit up to check your notifications with megumi’s being at the top.
[Megumi] “Eat.”
right, you guys usually eat together at the school cafeteria. sometimes other places, like your dorms. there are times you both don’t eat together, which is uncommon.
[You] “hi megu”
[You] how do u know if i ate already or not?”
[Megumi] “I don’t. Haven’t seen you.”
[You] “aww were you craving for me?”
[Megumi] “?”
[You] “what if i told u i already ate” (lies)
[Megumi] “Then eat more.”
[You] “i think u just want to see me”
[Megumi] “Are you coming or not?”
Jeez, so bossy. you thought.
[You] “finee i’ll get out of bed”
suddenly, you have a lot of energy and the need to kiss your stubborn boyfie to death. maybe not to death, but until he admits he felt lonely eating without you.
You aren’t in bed with him.ᐟ
almost past curfew and you’re still in the common room with nobara and yuji. earlier, megumi was around; he left an hour and a half ago. the duo will get the three of you in trouble if they don’t stop their bickering from getting louder than it is right now. you find it quite entertaining though, they are always making you giggle. somehow, you were caught in the crossfire when things got physical. yuji started using you as a shield against nobara, who was trying to pull his hair. there was too much pushing and pulling causing your phone to slip from your hand. it lands on yuji’s toe.. his grip on you loosens. quickly, he covered his mouth with a hand, yelps muffled. this resulted in him dragged by the hair, now on the wooden floor. you picked up your phone, inspecting it. a banner from megumi slipped into view.
[Megumi] “Come sleep.”
your eyes widened when you remembered the plan to sleep over at megumi’s dorm. (secretly)
[You] “must be cold without me”
[Megumi] “I’m going to lock the door.”
[You] “5 more minutes gumi??”
[Megumi] “Do you want to get caught?”
[You] “if it’s with you i don’t mind handsome”
[Megumi] “Don’t be stupid.” (his ears are pink)
[Megumi] “Come now, before Yuji heads back too.”
[You] “On my way!”
indeed, he was cold. megumi would never admit the hard time he had sleeping without you. reluctantly, your boyfriend let you be the big spoon since you kept on insisting.
Outside with his divine dogs.ᐟ
the weather outside was so nice. of course, you couldn’t pass up this opportunity to walk megumi’s divine dogs. although they aren’t actual pets, it’s still enjoyable. back when the two of you were still friends, it took a lot more begging and pleading for him to summon them. now he just sighs after one try, muttering under his breath. sometimes, kuro and shiro can get a little… rough. once, or probably a few times, they chased you, which ended in them tackling you to the ground. megumi doesn’t have to know about that, though. time flies by fast when you’re having fun. you’ve been out for over two hours now. you probably would’ve stayed a little longer if someone didn’t basically beg you to come back. you’re now lying on the grass courtyard. kuro and shiro are above you, breathing heavily as they examine you. feeling the ground vibrate, you grab your phone. fallen from your pocket.
[Megumi] “Bring the dogs inside.”
[You] “already??? do they have to go now? D:”
[Megumi] “It’s been long enough. They have training.”
[You] “if you need them can’t you just spawn them to your side?”
[Megumi] “It’s better if you bring them.”
[You] “why?”
[Megumi] “Stop asking, just do it.”
[You] “and you say i do too much”
[Megumi] “Hurry up.”
[You] “hehe so needy”
[Megumi] “Shut up.”
sigh, obviously it’s you that he wants back. not that you’re complaining. pretty sure some of his cursed energy has been drained, so he wouldn’t be training the demon dogs anyway. unfortunately, the minute you arrive, they will be dispelled.
ᯓ★ Bonus.ᐟ
“Megs! I’m leaving now” you call out.
megumi gets up from his spot on the edge of the bed. his tall frame is now before you.
“Stay out of trouble,” he reminds you.
“Psh- who do you think I am?”
“You, including Itadori and Kugisaki, are trouble.”
“Hmph, but I’m your favorite.”
a small smirk appears on his face. he’s not denying it.
you point at your right cheek, “Don't forget to kiss me or else you'll have to miss me!”
a soft huff, his version of a laugh, escapes him. megumi leans down, he doesn’t kiss your cheek. instead you feel a light pressure on your lips. it catches you off guard. after he pulls away, you’re left a blushing mess.
“That’s cheating!”
he pinches your cheek out of cuteness aggression.
“Ouch,” you squeaked, holding your cheek.
“You’ll be late.”
you pout, “I guess I’ll leave now…”
before you fully walk out the door, you turn around and say, “I have you in mind, so it won't take so long!”
he waves goodbye, then the door shuts. soon afterward, you text him.
[You] “i think we are stuck by glue. i already feel a force pulling me back to you.”
megumi scoffs at that. he never thought he’d find you, but you're here, and so he loves you.
[Megumi] “You’re annoying.”
[Megumi] . . .
[Megumi] “Come back soon.”
you’re not wrong when you say, "I've been stuck by the glue onto you.”
he’s been stuck by glue. right onto you.
಄ notes: it’s the first of the month! sorry for those who thought this was a smau. i’m a bit worried about this. i cringe at the fact that the word “glue” is repeated like five times.
p.s. did you find all of beabadoobee’s lyric references in the story? :3
drill prank on husband!megumi! (+ pregnant!reader)
it was peacefully quiet in the living room where fushiguro megumi sits on the couch. he has a book on his lap, constantly flipping through the pages. he enjoys reading with no noise present; it takes the stress off him and clears the mess from his mind.
you the one he married, is the only person who can do the same. but sometimes you are the reason for his stress and worry. especially since now that his annoyingly adorable wife is pregnant. he would’ve never imagined having a child, he always thought it was “Just us.”
megumi wasn’t sure if he was capable of being a father. that’s why he’s currently reading a must-read parenting book. there is no way he is going to become a deadbeat!
he loves his wife too much so he has to make sure she stays content. happy wife is a happy life. nothing will ever touch you when he’s around. he’s very protective over his wifey. it’s worse now that you are bearing his child.
earlier, you were sitting next to him, with your two dogs, kuro and shiro sprawled out on the floor. scrolling through your phone before you ran off to go do something. he found it a bit suspicious since you were quietly giggling to yourself but he didn’t think much of it.
ever since you’ve been together, he has this thing where he can’t really be by himself. still, he left you alone since you both need your time alone now and then. although he felt like he needed to be with you.
eyes move across the page until a sound that disrupts the silence throws him off.
(BRRRRRR)
he lifts his head slightly, side-eyeing where the noise might be coming from. it’s silent again. thinking it’s just a one-time thing, he lets it slide returning to the paragraph he was on. but then again..
(BRRRRRR)
“Seriously..?” he says in gentle disbelief, grabbing his phone that’s lying nearby to check the time. “It’s already 10:36 pm what could someone possibly be doing right now?” he mutters.
(BRRRR-)
megumi slams his book, abandoning it on the couch when he realizes the noise, which, like a drill, is coming from the nursery. questions are immediately flooding his mind.
why would you be using a drill? did we not finish decorating? what could you be drilling? maybe it’s the neighbors?
(BRRRRRR)
both black and white dogs start barking at the noise. getting up ready to defend the place. as the sound keeps going they bark even louder. “Quiet.” megumi crouches down to pet shiro and stroke kuro’s ears.
he starts walking faster than he’d like to admit.
it’s not like he’s worried, right? no, he definitely is. what if you get hurt? something falls on you and your precious belly holding your child? or your clumsy self dropping the tool and injuring yourself?
there are so many possibilities. of course he knows you can handle yourself. you have some experience with tools. you probably don’t need him as much as he needs you. but why do it yourself when you have your husband to help you?
I’m just checking that’s all
before megumi reaches the door, he's already annoyed. annoyed because you had him all worried and stressed while not being in the same room as him. if you were doing something dangerous, he would have to deal with it.
(BRRRRRR)
when he gets to the room he immediately shoves the door forward. he is prepared to see drywall dust everywhere, pieces of the wall on the floor, and whatever furniture you were trying to drill into.
“Y/n what are you-“ he cuts off.
instead, he sees his cute wife sitting on the expensive nursery chair in the corner looking at him smugly. you were holding a drill, though you weren’t actually using it. everything in the room looked perfectly normal.
you burst out laughing as he stands near the doorframe, his expression instantly flattens. “Haha! That didn’t take you long!”
megumi runs a hand through his raven locks, eyes closed letting out a long deep sigh. “I was expecting to see a disaster in here,” he explains.
that slightly offended you, “I would never! Do you not trust me with using tools by myself?!”
“Not really…”
you ignore what he said “Hmm, were you worried about meee?” you ask with a big smile.
he’s looking to the side, a little flush on his ears, “No.. just didn’t want multiple holes in the wall.”
you tease him “You’re such a liiiar.”
“Tch,” he crosses his arms. “I can’t have you doing stuff like this while pregnant,” he admits as he makes eye contact with you. pregnant or not, he would have still been there to help you or take over, whether you liked it or not.
“Aww, you’re so sweet Gumi!” you slowly get up holding your belly as you pull him to the corner and pushing him down to sit on the chair.
he plops down, you follow soon after sitting side saddle on his lap. one of his arms wrapping around your soft warm body. his other hand flicking your forehead, “And you’re an idiot.”
“Ow… But you're the one who fell for it..”
(BRRRR-)
the drill in your hand gets snatched.
—
megumi didn’t think he’d fall in love. but he did. there are times you make his stress hormones rise. but you’re still a warm body he can hold, at night when he’s feeling all alone.
಄ notes: first time writing so give some grace! this was just an experiment. i saw multiple videos of cute couples doing this trend & wanted to write it. if anyone has done this before please tell me!
p.s. did you find all of beabadoobee’s lyric references in the story ? :3