#melancholy schwan

[kaaramel]

schwan family photo :)

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Melancholy: We’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Mortimer: Probably Seizhi and Laodemus.

Melancholy: That's a good start.

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Mortimer: This year for Halloween, I got the bats that are smiling. It's more realistic.

Melancholy: Why is it more realistic?

Mortimer: 'Cause they're happy! It's their favorite holiday, they love it!

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Seizhi, about to sit the SEED Program entrance exam: All right, all right...I've taken tests before...so the stakes are a little higher here...I can do this.... Seizhi: ........ Seizhi's Brain: *dying wheeze*

-Some Time Later-

Melancholy, on the phone to the Principal: Well, if they managed to answer 'griffins are cool' to every question on a multiple choice exam, I think you should give them some credit.

(Source: Ozy and Millie)

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Mortimer Schwan: [lecturing Laodemus] If you're going to be out late fighting evil, you need to call home first!

Melancholy Schwan: That's right. It affects our ability to plan supper and alibis.