hungy :(
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess
trying on a metaphor

JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
cherry valley forever

Product Placement
Stranger Things
Not today Justin
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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@incorrectcmwgequotes
hungy :(
cmwge & nobilis + screenshotsofdespair
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Scelto of the Provenance. Then always be yourself.
Scelto, probably (via eri-pl)
Chuubo: I just had a thought.
Leonardo: I’ll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.
Chuubo: We have to get out of here, fast! I gave him the phone number for Pizza Hut delivery.
Seizhi: I gave him the number for the Sports Scoreboard recording.
Jasper: I just gave him one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight!
Seizhi: Eight? You gave him eight numbers? Remind me not to ever be a spy with you.
In my head, when I was still a kid, I thought that Principal Entropy II was like 45, 50 years old. I was just talking to Chuubo the other week – I found out that when we were 15, Principal Entropy was 22. So why was he in charge? All he could do was manage a staff a little better than I could. 22 when I’m 15? That’s just like hiring a slightly bigger teenager.
Seizhi Schwan
Iolithae Septimian: I've been sleeping in the Titov basement for about 495 years.
Entropy II: Cool, I only get weekends off.
Rinley: i will make enough money to survive the only way i know how, finding a large diamond in a cadbury creme egg.
Rinley: burying my treasures may have started off as an attempt to grow more treasures but now I just like having my stuff underground.
Rinley: we are always told "don't eat the cookies that are cooling on the tray" and then "don't eat the cookies that are in the jar" the loophole in this system is to eat the cookies while they are still baking in the oven.
Entropy II: It says here you took three years off to... "soak in tub"?
Miramie: (pleasantly) Yes, due to my agonies.
Miramie: Rinley, since when did you get so mature?
Rinley: Sometime between saving Eduard and learning that I'm a reincarnated god.
Shokyou: I wonder what Leonardo disguised himself as? Surely not a crow. Can’t be a pigeon, he’s too flamboyant for that.
[a glider plane with a giggling young woman and her lover flies overhead]
Shokyou: That could be him.
Leonardo: Shokyou! You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!
Shoukyou: What a pretty color.
Leonardo: It’s hideous! You completely ruined my magic potions in the bathroom!
Shoukyou: I just organized things, Leonardo. Nothing’s ruined.
Leonardo: Wrong! Wrong! I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!
Natalia: Hoo boy. Funeral stuff. People are gonna have emotions at me.
Rinley: Yep.
Natalia: Do you think I could wrestle a bear instead?
Melancholy: We’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Mortimer: Probably Seizhi and Laodemus.
Melancholy: That's a good start.