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Female Presenting Aziraphale is basically the Fairy Godmother from Cinderella but more feral, and no I will not explain why.

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In my mind, scooby doo, supernatural, and gravity falls all take place in the same universe

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Sometimes a family isn’t a mom, a dad and a couple of kids. Sometimes a family is a dramatic thespian Batman duck, his himbo sidekick boyfriend, a spunky little orphan, and one of the neighbor’s kids that never seems to spend time at his own house.

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Fucking thanks to my chemical romance for creating the masterpiece that is the chorus of thank you for the venom, now I’ll never to be satisfied by any other music

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Rick Riordan could totally make Percy the villain in a future book series

Think about it, if he spent more time acknowledging that Percy is really big on revenge and likes to inflict inhumane amounts of pain to anyone who slightly threatens the people he loves, and in some instance LAUGHS as he watches them suffer.

It was first mentioned in SoM that his fatal flaw is fatal loyalty and that’s what lands him in Tartarus.It gets to points when he goes overboard and genuinely scares the people he is fighting for (annabeth taking a step back from him when Percy chokes a monstress with her own poison in HoH). Or how when him and his mom literally KILL his abusive step dad in TLT, he is really happy about it but he regrets not being the one to have given the final blow to finish Gabe off for good.

Or how during SoN when he’s traveling with Frank and Hazel through the north west to get to Canada, Rick made the point that they weren’t bothered by gangs while going through those rough neighborhoods because Percy was just THAT threatening.

The reason why Percy fights for camp half blood is because it’s his found family there. He could care less about saving the world if it didn’t really affect him, even though he would most likely not admit it. He could care less about quarrels between the Gods, but him and his friends keep on getting wrapped up in it.

With the people he trusts it's easy to see him in his happier, goofier, joker side. But with strangers and people he doesn’t know, he has this blank almost angry expression. You know how cold and intimidating Percy was to like Leo, Piper, and Jason until he understood that Annabeth trusted them and he decided their his friends in MoA?

He’s a little overpowered being the son of The Big 3 as well and keeps on pushing himself to unlock new abilities that get more frightening as he grows into his powers. When he says “why” when Apollo shows up at his door isn’t really meant to be played for laughs, it's just that he’s so DONE and so ANGRY at the gods.

As he grows up, he starts to align more and more with the radical ideologies that Luke had. Luke and Percy aren’t that different after all with what they think about the Gods. Luke was just willing to betray everyone who trusted him and kill his own found-family to achieve his revenge. If Percy wasn’t doing all he could to protect what he loved, nothing would stop him from being able to rip apart Olympus with his bare hands.

I’m just saying all it really would take for Percy to completely snap is to go overboard and accidentally scare away/hurt someone he loves, or have one of them die and have him be unable to save him, the most impactful examples being; annabeth, sally, his little sister, and possibly Grover (a lot of people overlook their friendship :c ) So yes, Percy just needs a little push to send him over to him embracing his dark side.

I predict that when he finds about Jason’s death he’ll be really upset and blame Apollo, one of the Gods who keep on ruining their chances of a normal life (remember Jason was just trying to pass his classes and stuff until Apollo came and asked for his help.) Jason is similar to Percy in power and leadership, but Jason agreed to help because he believed it was the right thing to do and he was raised at camp Jupiter with the values of honor, duty, and serving the Gods. Percy would have said no, and he DID say no in TOA book one.

Because he doesn’t do what he does because it’s the right thing to, but because in saving everyone he gets to save the ones he loves as well. He made the decision he would rather to let the world be taken over by the giants instead of letting annabeth fall to Tartarus on her own. He didn’t think they would survive. He just wouldn’t leave her. This has been my dark!percy analysis, thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Everyone keeps saying that Drake needs to vibe check Negaduck but like. . . all he has to do is take one look at this dumb ass chainsaw idiot garbage grandpa and say “ok boomer” and Negaduck would just combust.

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there are two wolves inside you

one wants a soft small cottage life picking strawberries along a soft stream in the forest near your countryside home with your loving wife as she braids daisies into your hair while you wear white skirts with small plants embroidered on the hem. you go home to hang your laundry on the clothesline together and she hums old lullabies of faeries and love to you whilst you work. you fall asleep together under a handmade patchwork quilt as you cuddle up in the soft moonlight. 

the other wants to live in a haunted 1800s mansion buried deep in a tangled wood where the roses are blood red and you walk the long eerie halls by candlelight in a dark cape to the chambers of your monster gf who has been cursed to live forever within the walls of the castle. you sit in the parlor together by the crackling fireplace reading poetry and novels of romance and death by long-dead authors. she reads aloud to you, her voice monstrous and beautiful. there is a mysterious passage near the second story of the eastern wing and an unmarked headstone in the garden. 

you are a wlw

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I’m dressing up nice tomorrow because I expect to get murdered on Friday the 13th after my friend’s homecoming game and I need the morgue to have cute postmortem pics of me.

That is all have an unlucky day y’all <3