Ok random ask but I need to send this to someone who understands the reference LMAO
On the drive home Eli pointed out a funny personal injury billboard. Then after a moment of silence I said “Jim Adler the Texas hammer selfshipper” and she looked at me with abject horror
SKGHOIESHGOISGVH MELI I FORGOT YOU SENT ME THIS
Oh my God, is he a big enough persona that like, it doesn't count as RPF because he's basically a mascot? Where does that leave Mattress Mack?
OH MY GOD, ALSO. I read that like, he once sued some guy in Alabama for calling himself 'The Alabama Hammer.' Which is so funny to me, why are Houstonians like this? I hope it never changes.