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lmfao imagine if clan cats jumped on a car and it made the alarm noise. what would they think of that
Forget-Me-Not shenanigans, the whole squad is checking out an abandoned car in twolegplace and set it off by accident like,
Bluefur: "Incredible... I did not know that the monsters sang like birds."
Barley Senior, the second it went off:
CURRENTLY ACCEPTING: do revenge sentence starters, unusual headcanons & symbol for plotting
ALL CHARACTERS: alicia borgin, delilah dyer, eugenia longbottom, gillian wood & matthew finch-creevey !
🍷 you know who
JAKOB → AVA : Stfu brown baers aren'nt the best bears they'r like third on the skale von genial baer. JAKOB → AVA : You don't know a thing aboout baes. JAKOB → AVA : I meant bares JAKOB → AVA : I meant baers JAKOB → AVA : BEARS JAKOB → AVA : Engish is stupid.
Make your muse!
//AAAAH THEY HAD A PARROT. Wrong parret. But it’s a perrit.
Send a “★” to receive a handwritten note from my muse to your muse // GINNY WEASLEY.
* PARCHMENT : Letterhead in a light pink hue, with an enchanted drawing of a lone pygmy puff rolling around the margins of the page. * INK : Dark purple, with a slight metallic sheen. * GIFT : Signed Weird Sisters album.
Ginny,
I’m testing out a new letterhead and need your opinion on it. Yes, the little purple puff is meant to look like Arnold.
Contrary to popular belief, I’m not completely unaware of myself and understand if you’d rather stop reading, burn this, and demand a proper explanation in person. ( I’m just trying to spare you the misery of how my own stupidity has led my face to look. )
I don’t know why I made that night so terrible. I don’t think I’ve ever been that pissed
No, I’ve definitely, absolutely been there before, but... That night was different. Like I was someone outside myself, trying to make matters worse for everyone — including me. And, silliest of all, it was like I didn’t even have to try to get there. I even went into the night thinking I could do without my normal stuff. Just one night giving it up and everything went to unfettered shite.
I think I’m a mess when I’m on it, and a mess when I’m off it, but that’s not really how it’s supposed to work, is it? You’re supposed to be a half-decent human being sans Firewhiskey — maybe occasionally a barely-decent one because of it, but certainly not an awful one without it ( guilty ) and an even worse one with it ( guilty again. )
Like that little bit of French I threw in? I’m thinking about nipping off to Burgundy for a week or so. Somewhere quiet. Might even bury myself under a mountain of cheese and see if I can work my way out.
What I’m trying to say is thanks. And that I’m sorry. You could have ( should have, some might say ) left me in the Ministry all night and I think I’d still be thanking you. I know, it’s not high praise coming from me but I do mean it. And I know there’s no meaning to any of this without something to show for it, so if you’ll let me come with you, I’d like to go to one of those support groups you mentioned sometime last year. Someone I ran into suggested I go to a different thing with them ( it’s got ANONYMOUS in the group name for a reason, so don’t even bother trying to figure out who. )
Willing to let me tag along? - - - Circle Yes / Yes - - -
Not so saintlike after all, George ( your favorite brother )
P.S: If you don’t respond within a week, I’ll take that as a no. P.P.S: Attached is a signed Weird Sisters album. Yes, I’m absolutely trying to buy my way back into your good graces. No, I don’t have any shame. P.P.P.S: Do you think this letterhead needs more pygmy puffs?
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by all accounts i had a boring yet vaguely troubling childhood but my earliest commitment to high drama storytelling was when i had these little rubber dinosaurs that i used to line up in complex battle formations of herbivore vs carnivore. there were woolly mammoths in the set, which i justified by saying they were time-travelers there to learn from the dinosaurs’ mistakes. the most complex character was the blue t-rex who swapped to the herbivores’ side and was a scarred war veteran trying to make amends while battling with his carnivorous impulses and yes, multiple furry intellectual properties owe me royalties, actually.
36 9
36. Do you believe anything you do really matters?
I make everyone’s lives a little bit worse in the sexiest and most evil ways possible every time I go to work and sometimes at my local Target.
9. Favorite Snack.
Jackie Dela Vega
‘s peach pies.
