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TTTE + Textposts (Part 2)

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TTTE Texposts Part 3 (Source)

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(Original under cut)

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Me: Oh yeah... The steam team...

My Brain: *thinks about how the Irish for ‘steam’ is ‘gal’*

Me:

My Brain:

Me:

My Brain: ...The Gal Pals..

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TTTE + Textposts (Part 1?)

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TTTE Specials Sumarized (and rated)

Thomas and the Magic Railroad- Everyone in this movie should be WAY MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT’S HAPPENING. 5/10

Calling all Engines- Two purely insane fever dreams that manage to have more story and character in three minutes than the actual plot- sandwiched between long stretches of NOTHING HAPPENING. 2.5/10 

The Great Discovery- The movie is entirely about Thomas’ friendship with an engine we’ve never seen before, who’s characterized as ‘good at everything and everyone loves him’, gets no meaningful development after this and is barely a supporting character who says one sentence to Thomas in the entire rest of the series. The movie unsurprising suffers as a result. 3.5/10

Hero of the Rails- The Steam Team are an actual functional and- dare I say- loving family unit that support each other and I am SHOOK. 5.5/10

Misty Island Rescue- You would glean more entertainment from flicking through the wiki image gallery. 1/10 

Day of the Diesels- The one with the most wasted potential. 2/10

Blue Mountain mystery- A better Lion King adaptation than the 2019 movie. 9/10

King of the Railway- The EXACT same plot as ‘The Great Discovery’- but done with two cool old guys. 6/10

Tale of the Brave- Wins the award for ‘least heterosexual friendship song’ 10/10

Diesel’s Ghostly Christmas- In which the theater kids bully the resident goth with classical literature.7/10

The Adventure Begins- Wow! Adapting a load of short stories into a film makes it feel like a bunch of unrelated moments stitched together into a 40 minute runtime? Who knew!? 7/10

Sodor’s Legend of the Lost Treasure- Evil Pirate John Hurt with his side-kick Jamie Campell Bower hunt for Sodor’ OTHER lost treasure, Olivia Colman finds it first so he decides to try and murder Thomas the Tank Engine with dynamite. Also Eddie Redmayne is there. 6.5/10

The Great Race- It’s unreal how much better this would have been with Gordon as the main character. (BANGER soundtrack tho) 7.5/10

Journey Beyond Sodor- James is the only thing stopping this movie from being mediocre and for that I love him. 8/10

(I haven’t seen BWBA or the specials after that so)

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