#meme spren

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Cleric: Remember, when you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Rogue: So kill two.

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Name: Rellan Rohi Species: Human Gender: Male Fandom: Original

Biography: Haven’t got much here, but he was born and raised in his world’s political equivalent of the USA - a big deal and a big mess.

Appearance: Not much besides what’s in the picture. Much more smiley in private, cares a lot about being well-dressed, usually wears dark colors.

Personality: Kind, but generally quite serious. The Responsible Adult of his squad, very ambitious, very Determined. Bit of a loner.

Favourite & Least Favourite things: Loves ice cream (doesn’t get it often since it’s rarely climate-appropriate in his area) and also enjoys hot chocolate and tea (much more accessible in Cold-As-Ballsland.) Fond of the color blue and logic/puzzle games. Has a particular loathing for incompetent people acting like experts/authorities. Also coffee.

Strengths: Socially and politically intelligent, diligent, quick-thinking, good self-control. Weaknesses: Physically weak, a famous and controversial figure with all the problems that implies, kind of a workaholic.

Additional notes: My tag for him is here.

Fanwork is very much alright!

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Warlock: Paladin has a strict “no pets in the party” rule.

Warlock: Funny enough, that doesn’t include their high horse, which makes regular appearances.

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Druid: Give me ten reasons why I shouldn’t turn into a slug right now.

Wizard: I literally can’t think of one reason and it’s pissing me off.

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Cleric: [Sneezes]

Rogue, hidden in the shadows: Bless you.

Cleric: God!?

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Bard: I’m sorry Daddy I’ve been naughty.

Cleric: For the last time, the line is “Forgive me Father for I have sinned.”

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Paladin: Bard, we need to talk about your professionalism.

Bard, standing on desk: Those are some pretty bold words for someone standing in lava.

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Artificer: I’m almost done with this construct, I just gotta work out the kinks.

Construct: I like feet.

Artificer: SHUT UP