Nov 13, 2023
Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.
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Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.
Sorcerer: Nat20 for perception!
Dm: for what?
Sorcerer:.....to tell us whatever it is you've been hinting at
Cleric: You need to eat healthier. Fighter: No. Cleric: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died. Fighter: Oh my gods. Cleric: In a fire storm. Fighter: That sounds unrelated. Cleric: I cast the fire storm. Do not disobey me.
Paladin: There are causes worth dying for. Rogue: No, there aren't! Because you've only got one life but you can pick up another five causes on any street corner! Paladin: Good grief, how can you live with a philosophy like that? Rogue: Continuously!
Paladin: I said don’t be seen! Artificer: [rigging up 300 pounds of explosives] no, you said leave no trace.
Rogue: [walks in covered in blood]
Bard: Amazing costume!! Happy Halloween!
Rogue:
Rogue: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.
Bard: How did you get Rogue to co-operate with you? Warlock: I threatened to reveal their dark secret. Bard: Which is what? Warlock: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.
Fighter: Did you really save the world…? Rogue: Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happened that the world was in the same spot.