A friend sent me a meme that was an image of a person on a slide with the words “The heterosexual slide” and I was like, that looks like one of those old fashioned metal slides that burned like a bitch during summer.
And then I got into the idea of if that’s what heterosexuality is in slide form, then what does everything else look like? So here’s what I’ve got so far;
Heterosexuality is an old fashioned metal slide that goes straight down and burns like a bitch during summer.
Homosexuality is a tube slide that curves.
Bisexuality is one of those slide thingys that has two slides two pick from starting from one point,
Pansexuality is that slide at Warriors Path (I know not alot of you understand this but for those who do) with the plastic rollers on it instead of a flat surface, that makes it bumpy as you go down.
Polyamory is a water slide that twists into a spiral, it’s also tubed.
Asexuality is sledding on the coldest day of winter, so you can’t feel your face but you are laughing too much to care.
Aromanticism is the same thing but faster.
AroAce is both of those but on an air mattress.