The Seven as dumbass things I’ve done
Percy: *Tries to make condom water balloon in tub, drops it, condom goes in drain*
Leo (I have way too many I can list for Leo): *Makes fire in bathroom sink to make mini toasted marshmallows, almost burns down house*
Jason: *Inhales too much helium from a balloon and passes out for 5 minutes*
Annabeth: *Literally just hits self in the face with a textbook on repeat*
Piper: *Eats a packet of lube for one (1) dollar*
Hazel: *Licks a grape flavored condom just to see if it actually tasted like grape*
Frank: *Eats hair product just to see what would happen, mouth goes numb, throws container of hair product across the cafeteria on reflex*








