I'd love to ask about absolutely all of them!! But I must go with bellboy, because I'm so curious 👀
This one feels like the biggest misdirection from my wip game, even though it isn't really a misdirection at all. There is a bellboy. And he's really cute even!
It's just that there's also the toxic cult leader who checks into the hotel he works at 😭
I don't know how you feel about this stuff and I certainly don't want to jumpscare you, so here's your warning for a problematic power imbalance caused by an 18/28 age gap as well as a wealthy customer abusing the fuck out of his privileges. No pressure to read any further if that simply isn't for you!
Hilariously, this came about after the Hotel Prince collab back in April 2024, and the bottom Gojo chibi in particular:
Bear and I were passing silly ideas back and forth, brainrotting about cvnt leader Geto checking into the hotel and seducing the bellboy. I said if it's the older Gojo in red, Geto is going to have him up against the wall, but if it's the younger Gojo in blue, we have an overexcited puppy top situation and we just... Kinda ran away with it...
(Honestly, when I think about it, this is one of the earliest instances of what has practically become an AO3 user greaterglow trademark at this point. Yes, I'm talking about dogjo.)
((Also, I used the term "seducing", but we really imagined it went more like... Geto, pointing at him: "You. Come with me." Gojo, nodding and wagging his tail: "Okay!"))
We're talking Geto making this little bellboy take off every layer of his robes, giggling at his over-enthusiasm and then snapping at him for being too forceful with the expensive material in the very next moment. Deliberately giving him mixed signals as he guides him through how to touch him, enjoying exploiting his position, enjoying the panic when he turns on the disappointed customer act. He's wondering how far he can push him, how desperate he really is.
Meanwhile, Gojo is just happy to be there 😭
After Geto checks out of the hotel (but not before remarking to the manager about the truly impeccable customer service he received), I imagine this story taking a much darker turn, honestly. This Gojo is a babe in the woods and this Geto is... Well, he's potentially a lot of things, none of them good!
However, I haven't touched this WIP since summer 2024, so if it ever gets finished, I'll probably just leave it at Geto overcome with sinister cute aggression at the sight of this little bellboy, all pink in the face and utterly overwhelmed by the sensation of fucking him, pinching his cheek a little too hard as he says, "I should just kidnap you and keep you all to myself". Cue a mildly freaked out Gojo immediately jizzing on the spot.
Anyway, here's a little snippet! I feel like you guys are learning a lot about me lately lmao...
‘Have you ever fucked anyone before, Satoru?’ ‘I’ve had girlfriends and stuff.’ Suguru arched a brow at the boy’s nonchalant tone. It was at odds with the way he was practically vibrating out of his skin as he looked at Suguru, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. With his shiny shoes pressed together, hands neatly clasped at the front of his spotless uniform, he looked like the model employee. Suguru would have to do something about that. Slinking across the room, he made a show of straightening Satoru’s perfectly neat tie, letting his fingers brush against the skin of his pale neck. He didn’t bother suppressing his smile when the little bellboy visibly shuddered at the contact. ‘What about men?’ Suguru asked, peering up at him as he fussed with the lapels of his blazer. He was a little taller than Suguru, even at the tender age of 18. He hoped that Satoru’s height promised extra inches elsewhere — and a glance at the tent already forming in a pair of neatly pressed trousers confirmed it. Cute. ‘Have you ever fucked a man, Satoru?’ ‘No,’ said his little bellboy, slightly more hesitant now a grown man’s hands were resting over his chest. Suguru could feel his little heart jackrabbiting under his fingers, even as he shrugged. ‘But how different can it be?’ Suguru curled his fingers around Satoru’s tie, pulling him close so he could whisper into his ear, ‘Would you like to find out? Would you like to fuck me, Satoru?’ ‘Yes!’ The answer came instantly, urgently. Suguru couldn’t help but laugh, a mean sounding thing that turned the tips of Satoru’s ears pink. Big blue eyes widened behind the silly little sunglasses perched on the end of his button nose. ‘I mean—’ Satoru swallowed as Suguru returned them to their rightful place, sliding the tip of his finger over summer freckles. ‘Only if you…’ His cheeks flushed beautifully. Suguru wondered if they’d turn cherry red if he slapped them hard enough. ‘Is this allowed?’ It was barely more than a nervous whisper. Satoru blinked at him, chest heaving — and Suguru frowned. Pushing his lips out in an exaggerated show of dismay, he started tucking Satoru’s tie back into the bar affixed to his shirt. ‘How disappointing,’ he purred. ‘I was assured by your manager that this establishment prioritised customer satisfaction above all else. I suppose I’ll have to find someone else to satisfy—’ ‘No!’ Satoru barked suddenly, startling even Suguru. ‘Don’t go to anyone else! I’d like to fuck you, Getō-san!’ When his outburst was met by nothing but incredulous silence, the little bellboy started shifting nervously, eyes darting from left to right under his tinted lenses. When Suguru still said nothing, dragging it out just because he could, he tacked on a panicked, ‘Please?!’ Finally, Suguru indulged him with a smile, fingers closing around Satoru’s tie once more. ‘That’s Getō-sama to you.’
P.S. I know we share followers, so those of you who subscribe to @bearhaviour on Patreon can also check out the art they made for this AU back when we were lost in the sauce. Imagine Thee SatoSugu NSFW Artist drawing cute bellboy puppy top art for your birthday? Nah, I'd win.