to the terminix truck that cut me off twice and is apparently allergic to turn signals: i hope your wife is still fucking the real dad of your kids bc at least she's with someone who can actually get it up

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to the terminix truck that cut me off twice and is apparently allergic to turn signals: i hope your wife is still fucking the real dad of your kids bc at least she's with someone who can actually get it up
Car Door Unlocking in Memphis — What Drivers Should Know
Many Memphis drivers search for “pop a lock” when they’re locked out — but there are independent local services that specialize in safely unlocking car and truck doors without franchise pricing.
This page explains how one Memphis-based service handles vehicle lockouts, response times, and pricing:
👉 https://locked-keys-in-car.com/amys-cheap-lock-poppers-can-pop-the-lock-on-car-door
Useful if you’re comparing options before calling.
Locked Keys in Car? What to Do When You’re Stuck in Memphis
It happens fast.
You close the door. You hear the lock. And your keys are still inside the car.
If you’re dealing with locked keys in car in Memphis, take a breath first. This is a common situation — and it’s fixable without damage when handled the right way.
First: Don’t Panic or Force the Door
When keys are locked inside a car or truck, forcing the door or window often causes:
broken weather stripping
damaged door frames
expensive repairs
Modern vehicles are designed to stay locked — but they’re also designed to be safely unlocked by professionals.
Common Situations We See Every Day
People get locked out of their vehicles at:
grocery stores
gas stations
apartment complexes
workplaces
driveways and homes
It happens to:
parents
delivery drivers
seniors
commuters
visitors to Memphis
You’re not alone.
Why Car & Truck Door Unlocking Is a Specialized Service
Vehicle lockouts are different from house locks.
A professional car unlock service uses:
non-damaging entry methods
tools designed specifically for vehicles
techniques that protect door seals and locks
That’s why it matters to call someone who focuses on unlocking car and truck doors, not someone who “does everything.”
What to Expect From a Proper Car Unlock Service
A legitimate vehicle unlock service should:
clearly explain pricing
unlock the door without damage
avoid drilling or force
get you back inside quickly
If someone sounds vague or pushes unrelated services, that’s a red flag.
Locked Keys in Car in Memphis? Help Is Local
If you’re searching for who unlocks cars near me or locked keys in car Memphis, local help matters.
A Memphis-based service means:
faster response times
no call centers
no out-of-town dispatch
someone who knows local streets and areas
A Helpful Resource for Memphis Drivers
If you want to learn more about car and truck door unlocking in Memphis — including what to expect and how service works — this local resource explains it clearly:
👉 https://locksmithnearme-memphis.com
It’s designed specifically for vehicle lockouts, not unrelated locksmith work.
Final Thought
Being locked out of your car is stressful — but it doesn’t have to turn into damage or a bigger problem.
The right help gets you back inside safely, calmly, and without surprises.
I don't have room in my heart for people that drive under the speed limit on a weekday morning.
Have you ever seen someone "nope" so hard
They reversed back up an expressway onramp?
Soooo. It appears that I'm the only person that learned to drive by playing video games...
And I'm also the only person that used those video game skills to save their lives while driving. Twice. Today was actually the third time.
On Slow Drivers
I'm driving yesterday and I begin to wonder if anyone in Memphis works. Does anyone in Memphis have a job? Does anyone have anywhere to go in particular ever? Because it seems that I am the only one who has anywhere to go. Do people just scrape up just enough money to buy gas and cell phone minutes so that they can drive around going 10 miles under the speed limit while chatting on their cell phones? I mean, they're everywhere and somehow they're always in front of me. I mean, I have an alotted amount of time to get to work or to a doctor's appointment or a friends house even or whatever. But, these people, all day to get to where ever the hell they're going. I'm not even sure that they're going anywhere for sure, but rather driving around aimlessly to piss me off.
My advice would be, get the hell out of the way or speed the hell up and for the love of fuck, get off your damned cell phone or learn to drive while chatting on it like the rest of us master multitaskers. Thank you.
Crotch Rockets
I was in my Honda, and I was going about 80 miles per hour on the interstate today. I was just steamrolling along with other cars, minding my own business when all of a sudden I hear a loud noise approaching from due south on my right hand side. I freaked out. My music was loud. Something was about to hit me, and I just got my car out of the shop! What the fuck, right? And, then from my side view mirror, I see a "crotch rocket" fly past me, weaving in and out of traffic going no less than 100 miles per hour.
I hate these damned Crotch Rockets. I hate them because they are extremely fast, and those people who drive them have no idea what they are doing. Imagine that someone decided to change lanes? What would happen to that asshole on the crotch rocket? He would have been hit, causing him instant death. Not to mention, he had his girlfriend on the back of his crotch rocket (decked out with an impressive "tramp stamp").
This is not the first rodeo with these traffic dare-devils that I have witnessed. I once watched a gentleman on a crotch rocket drive between traffic on the lane dividers. Afterward he weave in between an SUV and a semi-truck to get into the turning lane to get onto the interstate, then "tastefully" flipped off the driver of the SUV for whatever reason. I couldn't imagine.
Quite honestly, I'm surprised that we don't hear more stories about these people on these types of motorcycles blowing their brains out in horrific crashes. I mean, physics says that if one is going over 100 miles per hour and then suddenly stops, they're probably going to be instantly rendered into a fleshy, organic waste resembling human hamburger meat. This is terrible. Perhaps, people should learn to drive these damned things safely.