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i've lost my mind and other internal organs THE Steven Meeks fan Inventor of Garfield Mae Borowski is literally me

[gooch-cancer]

Hey gooch nation! I've been gaining quite the amount of traction lately so I wanted to do a lil introduction post

•My name is Bee:3

•I am 18!! Some things I post will be NSFW other times not but I prefer no minors follow me bc I have NSFW thoughts I wish to post <3

•I go by any pronouns!

•My media interests change frequently however you'll always see me love: Donnie Darko, The Secret History, and I just love to read!!!

•I'm SUCH a big crafter I sew, make jewelry, perler beads, collage, jack of all trades master of none etc.

•I'm obsessed with Garfield and I'm a big collector of his merch

•I also love music! I can play the bass guitar, piano, clarinet, and bass clarinet

•I love to write and draw! So if you have any requests PLSSSS ASK ME!!!! I love love love talking to people on here about interests so don't be shy!!

Anyway, I love everyone and I love talking to people. I'm very big on community so I'll most likely be in any fandom you see me mention, like literally look up the tag I'll probably be there. So happy to meet new friends! :)))

[adrienbrodyswife]

when the new school semester starts and suddenly you have no time for character x reader fics anymore

[aptronyms]

that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[gooch-cancer]

lisa frankenstein

[pinayelf]

white europeans calling race an "american construct" when their ancestors invented it to justify chattel slavery always makes me feel insane

[mirkwoodest]

Lol, here’s a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

[mirkwoodest]

The number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely.

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[redstonedust]

happy pride month to everyone who cant pick a consistent label. we may not know what flags we're waving at the pride parade but we're at the party anyways babey.

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

the newest hit on my island

[spicyprincezuko]

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what the medicine packaging says: "new and improved orange flavour!"

what I expected: orange juice

what I got: the taste of your parents just told you they're getting divorced, and your mum said she was taking you out for ice cream after but she actually took you to the "healthy" frozen yoghurt place and would only let you order the non-dairy orange cream soda flavour

[gooch-cancer]

i love tomodachi life but i wish there was some hexacode search bar or a RGB slider for the palette house :/

[my-dailydreams]

[aubeezz]

thank you australian government from protecting me, a child (21 year old) from the scary hells of the internet