#memyeon

[902lu-blog]

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

                                 ⌨ ―  five word prompts !

❝I will,❞ He pauses briefly, giving the male’s arm a little squeeze before releasing his limb and putting on a more genuine smile. ❝I always make sure to because I know you’ll end me if I don’t. And before you ask, I’ve packed a few protein bars and some snacks to keep my energy up in the mean time, okay? I’ll only be out for a few hours. Plenty of water too- it’s just a hike so I didn’t pack anything unnecessary.❞ Lu Han reassured the other, careful of saying anything that may cause alarm to the male. And here he was thinking that he, himself, was a worry wort. Someone took that title for sure, whether they wanted it or not.

[leetacyong-blog]

ツ !

SEND A SYMBOL FOR A TEXT ↪ still accepting ;; @memyeon                                                 (  “ツ” for an EXCITED text )

⌜ sms ;; $uh0 ⌟↳ HYUNG DID YOU SEE OUR VIDEO??↳ THE BOYS KILLED IT OH GOD I AM SO PROUD↳ IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS BEING A LEADER ↳ I KEEP WATCHING THE VIDEO JUST AN AWE OF MY MEMBERS LIKE A PROUD FATHER WOWIE 

[04bkhyn]

memyeon​:

“…………..did you ever drink soju out of a nike sneaker??” Okay, this definitely cracks himself up and he loses it for a few seconds.

“This was really unpredictable wasn’t it- that was a good one, right?” Junmyeon asks, but then wonders why he should take gag advice from Baekhyun when Baekhyun isn’t even as much of a genius at it. He decides to entertain him, though, and blinks a few times, waiting for a reaction.

(–０４): “....” There’s a long pause as Baekhyun just gives the other a look of disbelif, eyebrows scrunched together. To think his hyung was honest to god this bad at jokes- the dad jokes never ceased to come one after the other and honestly- it was killing the vocalist. As funny as they were at times. With a straight face he just raises his hand to his hyung’s shoulder, lips pressed together.

“Hyung.. please stop.” That’s all he says before he drops his hand and turns back to look at the CF script on the table. “I changed my mind about adding in a joke, let’s just stick to the script..”

[seouy]

[ MSG ] Would you rather... get your foot stuck in a bear trap or hang out with me this weekend?

「 TXT - 수호오빠. 」( 01:24 )

› the kind of texts that i get during the wee hours of the night... nice... 

› is this your own and well... modern way of asking people to hang out with you, oppa? ㅋㅋ pretty funny, huh. but yeah, to answer your question, i’d most likely choose the latter because bear traps are scary... looks like i have no choice but to say yes to that...hul.

› your treat, right? kkk. aaand, i’m not even gonna ask why you’re still awake at this hour. you’re probably scrolling through the home shopping channel website again. ㅎㅎㅎ

[seouy]

✍ !!

filed under: 프롬프트. 🎄/ @memyeon​.

(’ a few taps on her chin is executed as if to depict that she was thinking intently upon the older’s question, halting her actions just then with a smile and a tilt of her head as to meet his gaze. ) Well if it’s you, our so-called rich oppa, then I’d dare ask for a set of pearl accessories and a new perfume! 

[ergxdrconxs]

[drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known

[ more texts memes! ]

[ sms ㅡ> baby leader ♥ ] hyung..[ sms ㅡ> baby leader ♥ ] are you drunk? [ sms ㅡ> baby leader ♥ ] i’m not a girl!

[sehzo]

“What’s on your wishlist this year?”

sentence starters; christmas edition (Accepting)

“Well, hyung... Probably a beautiful girlfriend,” Sehun jokes as he sees their face begin to pale a little. “Oh c’mon hyung, you know I’m kidding. What I really want is the health of our members, their families, and our EXO-L’s.” He smiles and amusedly taps at his chin as he tries to rattle off a few more wishes from his list, “Ah, and Vivi.. I want him to be happy and to learn more tricks this year. Maybe if he did learn more, we could take him on tour as an opening act, pft.”