#men are simple

[icallhimjoey]

joe: sees a pair of jiggling tits

joe:

[mouthtapedguy]

Me and my best friend complimenting each other in public as if we weren't swearing at each other five minutes ago

[llamaificator]

Some men are too simple (nothing against men)

I became best friends with this dude in my first period

All I did was give him some fucking pop tarts

[captaindangeroustoxicblog]

Yes, it is true that men are simple.

They say things they mean.

Without even think twice.

[zero-witch]

Boys are really cute. I'm at the store with my brother and his friends and they're digging through the Hot Wheels box. They're in their 20s

[destinyc1020]

Let me quote ‘He’s not that into you’ book “A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves” so yeah people I promise you men are simple, if Tom is back with Z it won’t be cause she’s the “safe” option which btw she’s not lmao

I love that book btw lol!! 😆 I believe ALL women should read that book tbh. He can be kind of crass and blunt in it at times, but it will definitely save a LOT of women from over-thinking and "what if?" scenarios when it comes to their relationships with men.

Men will become so much easier to you when you realize that men basically do what they want to do. In fact, MOST ppl do what they want to do. 😅 Life becomes so simple, and things start to make sense lol.

[darthkieduss]

Men are simple creatures. MOST OF THEM DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. They use soap bars for their hair and body lotion for their face. Men are crusty ass bitches.

Shoe0nHead’s ACCURATE description of men.