My opinions on things that really shouldn't be said out loud but guess what? I'm bored and y'all have to deal with it
Chicken nuggets
The best, will absolutely die for it-
Hentai
Disgusting, throw it in the trash, I never want to see a dick ever again may it be irl or in an anime
Men
Look some men are cool beans. Others? Throw them in the fucking fireplace I don't have time to deal with their fragile ass ego. No you will not screech at me for that and no I do not feel shit about men-
Karaoke
....what the fuck are you supposed to do...do you die? Do you scream? Do you dance? And how the fuck are you supposed to stand because why the hell did whatever entity up there decide "oh yeah, let's make standing in the center of a room full with jugement so nerve-wracking that you'll want to die lol"
Walking
I feel like my butt is going to fall off and honestly I think about how the actual fuck I'm supposed to walk too-
Roombas
Good things, the best things, I adore them, what do you mean I can't attach a knife to them, they're meant to be used for jousting against other roombas-
Triboulet
Absolutely would die for this man, amusing as fuck and I would give him 50 bucks just from thinking that he's homeless-