#men..

[josietme]

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[hollertillyoupassout]

why would a man be there

[shawze]

[cyrusthemagician]

i haven't posted in a hot minute and i don't have anything to post so have James Marriott eating bread

[beaucereza]

what do you make someone for valentine's day other than a cheesy card (im still gonna write a pretty corny letter..) but what ELSE

[loser-boyy]

i hear you loud and clear. // eddie x gn! reader 

warnings: its kinda smutty,, idk tho,, heavy cursing and that's rlly it

notes: im so tired so its shit but u ppl eat it all up so enjoy,, like most its not proofread at all so ya whatever enjoy

CREDS TO @eddiesluverr for the idea ur my saviourrr cjdiejdeikdiwnjvibehjf

I lay on my bed, looking at the quiet walkie talkie. Eddie has been quiet for the last couple days and I'm beginning to get worried. I mean, you would be worried  if your best friend was on the run from the police, wouldn't you?

I sat up on my bed and went to get up before I heard a crackle from the walkie talkie.  He's alive! I felt a wave of relief wash over me as I grabbed it and close my door. I go to speak but I'm interrupted by a soft groan and the noise of rustling sheets.  what is he..-

“fuck”

i should say something i really should but..- I then hear a wet noise through the walkie talkie.

oh.

“oh shit please-”

oh.

Does he know the walkie is on? I should turn it off, I don't wanna be a creep. 

“r-right there y/n…”

well, on second thought..

“oh god please.. please please please please-”

i always hoped he returned my feelings but this.. this only happened in my dreams.. he whined, burying his face with..something. I couldn't see him, obviously, but I could only imagine him hunched over.. thinking of me..g od, just the thought made my stomach fill with butterflies.

“you're so pretty when you..- hngh..” 

oh fuck. 

oh fuck

“you make me feel so -fuck..- good..”

oh FUCK. 

“please, shit n- y/n im-”

I pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.  I can't be dreaming! And sure enough, I am wide awake. all of this is actually happening. 

“please please- sHIT im so fucking close” 

He's so pathetic. and he's all. mine.  he lets out a high pitched cry, which is quickly muffled by something covering his mouth. aww, how cute.

LMFAO SMUT FILLER FOR YOU GUYS

I SEE YALL FLOODING OVER HERE

[buttercupistough]

i go out of my house once a week every friday and i always get cat called by a random dickhead but today takes the cake

I WAS BARKED AT

BY 4 MEN

and then they howled????

like what the fuck is barking at someone?

WAS I SUPPOSED TO BARK BACK AT YOU?

OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO MEOW?

WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE???