#breadpost

[murderous-goose]

TUMBLR BLACKOUT ON JUNE 13TH & 14TH

DETAILS HERE

welp ig we're doing the pinned post thing now

i am the goose

the goose will use third person for fun on occaision, as well as plural first person

the goose's pronouns are: yes (she/they/he/it)

i'm pan/bisexual and genderfluid/pangender/transfem

pronouns.page:

All words and pronouns are mostly organized by preference, the closer to the top they are the more I prefer them. I am genderfluid…

i am the mastermind in a series of bread heists

i mind control a moose that drives a caboose through walls

the caboose runs on cherry juice

also i'm an ancient wizard (cursed to remain in this form for.... what, another 7 eons?)

i run the account for @goblins-after-dark (go follow it there be skits, bits, 'n' shit on the way)

art blog is @astrum-ultimum

side blogs/alternate characters (other than above): @hospital-official, @evil-hospital-official, @french-offical, @costco-employee-official, @breaking-news-offical, @ham-sandwich-attic-man-offical

tags i'll use are:

mad glubget — for shitposts, silly stuff, nonsense

goosepost — the goose speaking (in character, oft including lore)

lore yay — specifically including lore

io — ooc/human person speaking (changing to just omission of #goosepost)

breadpost — mention of bread theivery

bread — mention of any bread

bread yay — goose has obtained bread

whimsy/whimsy yay/whimsypost — whimsy (fantastical/historical) stuff

swords yay — related to historical/fantasy weapons

wizards yay — anthying about wizards specifically

pirates yay — pirates/piracy

caboose crew — related to the caboose, moose, cherry juice, and/or the activities that the goose has done with them

goose of the ppl — interacting with people

lgbtqia+ related tags — i will use A LOT of these on anything lgbtqia+ related

for all tags on this post, there is at least one other post with that tag, so you can just click on one to see all those posts

[ahidell]

it's over

[cyrusthemagician]

i haven't posted in a hot minute and i don't have anything to post so have James Marriott eating bread

[art-of-mathematics]

This city is nuts (funny):

They have baked a ramp made of bread for a bike path.

[Why?]

("Blaues Wunder" is the name of a bridge.)

[art-of-mathematics]

testing some silly shit (to test a hardware setup)

[art-of-mathematics]

Yesterday I had this severely hilarious idea of a kind of parody of Douglas Hofstadter's brilliant book "Gödel Escher Bach - an eternal golden braid":

"Knödelgödel, Klumpenescher, Brotbach - an eternal golden bread"

(I fused German with English for that one, so I have to explain:

- Knödel is a dumpling

- Klumpen is a clump/nugget

- Brot is bread.

--Secondly,

Th idea behind it includes topics of topology in addition to brilliant ideas discussed in Hofstadter's book about Gödel's Incompleteness Theorems.

One aspect of my silly idea includes "grouping" everday stuff according to how their main shapes look:

Silly topological classification of everyday life items/bodies/stuff:

- "Strick" - string [looks/appears primarily 1D] {includes: cables, wool strings, ribbons, sewing string,...}

- "Lappen" - cloth [looks/appears primarily 2D] {includes: curtains, blankets, cloth, piecs of paper}

- "Klumpen" - clump/nugget: [looks/appears primarily 3D] {includes: balls, potatoes, entire breads (not thin slices), whatever...}

- "Sack" - sack, like a clump in which you can insert stuff [3D and insertable, more complex manifold] {includes: bags, pillow bags, trash bags...}

- "Knödel" - dumpling: a really fuzzy manifold with many notches and a rather large degree of unsmoothness [one of the the most complex manifolds in that classification method] {includes: complex biological bodies: fur dumplings (cats, dogs,... any animal with fur), humans (or fur dumplings with very few fur),... other stuff...}

(On a side note: what category would a tube occupy? As it could be both regarded as "Strick" as well as" Sack"....)

[art-of-mathematics]

hackerman gone mad 🚽 🧠 brain gone bread🥴🥨

[tealeafconnoisseur]

"Eating croissants should be banned on trains" I think as I shamefully bite into my buttery cone of crumbs, coating myself, the chair, the table and the inside of my bag in it's debris.