#breadpost

[ahidell]

it's over

[cyrusthemagician]

i haven't posted in a hot minute and i don't have anything to post so have James Marriott eating bread

[art-of-mathematics]

This city is nuts (funny):

They have baked a ramp made of bread for a bike path.

[Why?]

("Blaues Wunder" is the name of a bridge.)

[art-of-mathematics]

testing some silly shit (to test a hardware setup)

[art-of-mathematics]

Yesterday I had this severely hilarious idea of a kind of parody of Douglas Hofstadter's brilliant book "Gödel Escher Bach - an eternal golden braid":

"Knödelgödel, Klumpenescher, Brotbach - an eternal golden bread"

(I fused German with English for that one, so I have to explain:

- Knödel is a dumpling

- Klumpen is a clump/nugget

- Brot is bread.

--Secondly,

Th idea behind it includes topics of topology in addition to brilliant ideas discussed in Hofstadter's book about Gödel's Incompleteness Theorems.

One aspect of my silly idea includes "grouping" everday stuff according to how their main shapes look:

Silly topological classification of everyday life items/bodies/stuff:

- "Strick" - string [looks/appears primarily 1D] {includes: cables, wool strings, ribbons, sewing string,...}

- "Lappen" - cloth [looks/appears primarily 2D] {includes: curtains, blankets, cloth, piecs of paper}

- "Klumpen" - clump/nugget: [looks/appears primarily 3D] {includes: balls, potatoes, entire breads (not thin slices), whatever...}

- "Sack" - sack, like a clump in which you can insert stuff [3D and insertable, more complex manifold] {includes: bags, pillow bags, trash bags...}

- "Knödel" - dumpling: a really fuzzy manifold with many notches and a rather large degree of unsmoothness [one of the the most complex manifolds in that classification method] {includes: complex biological bodies: fur dumplings (cats, dogs,... any animal with fur), humans (or fur dumplings with very few fur),... other stuff...}

(On a side note: what category would a tube occupy? As it could be both regarded as "Strick" as well as" Sack"....)

[art-of-mathematics]

hackerman gone mad 🚽 🧠 brain gone bread🥴🥨

[brioche-x86]

Good morning, beautiful mutuals. Let's get this Bread (stocklaugh.mp3)

[tealeafconnoisseur]

"Eating croissants should be banned on trains" I think as I shamefully bite into my buttery cone of crumbs, coating myself, the chair, the table and the inside of my bag in it's debris.