#menace asks

[certified-handler]

Certi can I just sit on DC Moon's lap and stare lovingly at his pretty face forever, pretty please

You absolutely can, my beloved! 🥰💖✨️

BUT WATCH OUT!

[certi-shenanigans]

For DC Sun, is there a song you absolutely adore listening to? And on the flipside of that, is there any song you can't stand to hear?

For DC Moon, have you ever thought of somewhere you'd like to travel to, if given the chance?

Sun: Oh! It's so hard to pick a favorite song because there are so many great ones, but I must say I just absolutely ADORE "At Last" by Etta James. It really speaks to me, especially lately.

As far as songs I'm not fond of... for some reason, any rendition of "Blue Moon" has just been grinding my gears lately.

Moon: I would really like to get away to somewhere quiet where there aren't a lot of people. I think the national parks would be nice to visit. I have a travel magazine that has plenty of information about all the parks, and they seem like a nice place to get away from it all.

[certified-handler]

I'm excited for everyone to meet Human Steve tomorrow, I love that funky little fella sm Certi 🤭💖💖

ME TOO! But until then...

[certified-handler]

I've said this to you a million times already, but it gets me every time I read something about DC Sun being the sassiest little bitch he is! I'll never not be normal about him ...like ever!! I'm eattin' that boy up like a fine course meal Certi!! LMAO 🙈💖

[certified-handler]

IT'S ATTACK CERTI WITH LOVE TIME! 💃💖✨ I just want to say that I love you and your work so much!!! Everything you create is so awe-inspiring to me and excitement I feel seeing your art and reading whatever you may write fills me with such joy every time!! Seriously, I'm always thrilled to see what you share no matter what it is!! Your work is filled with so much passion, quality, time, and care and it shows!!!!

I'm forever grateful to be sharing this fandom space with such a talented and wonderful person. You're an amazing artist and writer and a most cherished best friend!!! I'm so happy to have met you!! 💕💕💕

*CLUTCHING MY HEART AND SOBBING*

[certi-shenanigans]

*gives Ms. Colette a bouquet of flowers* 😌🤲💐

Collette: For me!? Thank you, sugar! They're absolutely beautiful!

[certi-shenanigans]

For DC Eclipse: Sir, could you manhandle me, please and thank you? 😌✨

Eclipse: This... is an odd request. Do you not realize the brute strength I wield? I could easily tear you to pieces with my bare hands. I don't understand why you would want-

Wait.

I... I see. I realize now what you're asking for. I...

Hmph.

[certi-shenanigans]

For DC Moon: have you ever pulled a prank on someone before? (and if not, what's the first prank you'd love to do?)

Moon: Once the Blackjack dealer smarted off to me, entirely unprovoked. I took every pack of cards he would be using to deal the following night and glued the cards together before putting them back into the packs. He was livid, as was Mr. Afton.

I haven't felt the need to play any further pranks since that night.

Though, I suppose that was less of a prank and more like retribution. Perhaps a true prank is in order.