domestic ship meme
@prettybite : malee & max
who reaches out to new neighbors: both. it’s malee’s idea because she’s more outgoing than max is, but she definitely drags him along with her.
who remembers to buy healthy food: max
who remembers to buy junk food: both, but malee goes overboard with the candy.
who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s): max takes care of the plants. malee takes care of steve.
who wakes up earlier: malee because she had a bad dream and can’t sleep
who makes the bed: max because malee is too busy making tiktoks to be bothered with something as basic as making a bed.
who makes the coffee: max. malee doesn’t need caffeine. while he drinks coffee, she drinks chocolate milk.
who burns breakfast: malee. definitely malee.
how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house: max usually yells that he’s leaving. malee just leaves.
how do they greet each other when one of them gets home: max says “hello”, malee comes in and immediately asks if he’s made any food or she sneaks in and scares him.
who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often: max brings random things that he knows she’ll like, usually her favorite candies. malee brings home gifts, but they’re usually for her cat steve.
who picks the movie for movie night: malee always has something in mind, but for the most part, max is okay with whatever she chooses.
their favorite kind of movie to watch: ghost / conspiracy documentaries
who first suggests a pillow fort: both. they’re children at heart.
who builds the pillow fort: max wants to, but malee takes charge because she wants it to look a certain way.
who tries to distract the other during the move: they both distract each other with their own commentary on whatever they’re watching.
who falls asleep first: max because malee stays awake watching spooky shit.
who is big spoon/little spoon: max is the big spoon, malee is the little spoon and that’s solely because of size.