Schitt’s Creek Season 5 Sentence Starters
“Oh my god, that’s so embarrassing. You must feel ridiculous.”
“‘Adventure dates’ sound like something a marriage counselor would prescribe as a last resort.”
“I would be lost without you.”
“Uh oh, we got a virgin!”
“So we’re doing all of this so that you can prove our relationship is exciting?”
“Okay, I would like to remind you that I don’t have a therapist anymore.”
“Well these days, either he’s crying or I am.”
“Oh, no. Don’t make any changes on my account.”
“Wow! So this is an abduction then?”
“I’m not going to the botanical gardens by myself! What, am I gonna walk around and admire the cherry blossoms alone, like some pervert?”
“Hey, are we spinning more bottles?”
“I say we play truth or dare.”
“I’m sorry, are you saying you were jealous.”
“Wow, okay. So when you were saying you were jealous, were you saying you were jealous of him or jealous of me?”
“I wonder what would have happened if we met in high school.”
“Can we pretend today didn’t happen?”
“Maybe you’re indigestion is caused by the speed at which you eat your food.”
“We should do breakfast more often. This is really fun.”
“I think I might’ve gotten a… whisper of desire.”
“She obviously thinks we’re a couple of pushovers.”
“Is everything okay? You look paler than normal.”
“Okay, I don’t know who this is, but could we put him back in the box?”
“I left you with six adult tamagotchis in perfect health. And by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to, like, actively murder them in order for that to happen.”
“Miss, seems that the strap has fallen off of your shoulder. I’d offer to put it back for you, but as a delivery guy, I don’t know if it’s my place.”
“Now if only you had that much respect for my time. I’ve been waiting here forever.”
Um, sorry that I’m late…my…grandmother passed this morning.”
“How far do you think we’d get if we just started running?”
“I’d like to pay you off to not be here anymore.”
“This is feeling kind of sketchy and last minute-y.”
“Also, we’re going with ‘surprise’. ‘Happy birthday’ was too wordy and we couldn’t mail it at rehearsal.”
“Yes, you have legs like tree trunks. We knew that going into this.”
“Excuse me, I have a job to do.”
“What are you doing, walking the streets alone?”
“I’d ask if you could hold us up more, but I’m not a big fan of rhetorical questions.”
“____, I’m the one on the chair!”
“Oh my god, just spit it out, ____!”
