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Nepeta: :33 < nepeta here with your artist tip of the w33k!

Nepeta: :33 < all that hunching ofur does a huge number on your back! remempurr to get up and stretch efurry once in a while!

Nepeta: *ac gets up and stretches, twisting her torso side to side and a painful crunch is heard*

Nepeta: *ac’s pov cuts to a shot of an ambulance rushing down the str33t*

#Source: a piemations video #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #mendenhall02 #mod dave #nepeta leijon

To Feilsy: would you smooch a ghost? *puts on ghost costume*

*F.

#tribrieltale #ask #feilsy #undertale au #mendenhall02

*gives a joke book* here. drive seam crazy for me.

......Wi..ll...w..ill...!!

‘...You’ve given him too much power-’

#mendenhall02

Kankri: F.R.9.G.

Kankri: F.ULLY R.ELY 9.N G.9D.

#source: idk man my friend won’t stop saying it to me #the frog IS god bro #actually nvm i just remembered bilious slick and im upset that that joke works #ok joke cancelled everybody go home #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #mendenhall02 #mod dave #kankri vantas

Vriska: 8e here in three sailor’s minutes!

Vriska: In your lingo that’d 8e…

Vriska: Three minutes!!!!!!!!

#source: squimpus mcgrimpus #i probably spelled that wrong lmao #<<-- squimpus mcgrimpus........................... is this a real Thing #AH ITS A PERSON #thats a whole ass youtube channel #i love that for her ok #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #mendenhall02 #mod dave #vriska serket

Karkat: SO I HAD A PRETTY WILD DREAM LAST NIGHT. I COULDN’T TURN IT INTO A COMPELLING STORY IF I TRIED.

Karkat: TODAY I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT “BIIIIG SEAAAN”.

Karkat: SO, THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE “CHASE” DREAMS. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE WAS WHAT WAS CHASING ME. AND HOW IT DID SO. I’M PRETTY SURE IT WASN’T CHASING ME. (THANK GOD.) MAYBE IT WAS ONE OF THOSE DREAMS WHERE YOU’RE JUST THE OBSERVER. MORE CLEARLY THAN ANYTHING, I REMEMBER ITS NAME WAS “BIIIIG SEAAAN”, BUT NOT HOW THE FUCK I KNEW THAT.

Karkat: ANYWAY, IT HAD A HEAD RESEMBLING THAT OF ONE OF THOSE… WEIRD DIPPY DRINKING BIRD THINGS WITHOUT A HAT. AND MORE ORGANIC, WITH A LONG BEAK FILLED WITH TRIANGLE CARTOON TEETH AND ONE BIG FUCKING DUMB UNBLINKING EYE. IT PROBABLY HAD AN EYE ON THE OTHER SIDE TOO, BUT SEAAAN’S HEAD WAS ALWAYS COCKED TO THE SIDE LIKE SOMEONE WHO CAN’T DRAW PERSPECTIVE CREATED HIM. BIIIIG SEAAAN’S BODY WAS KINDA BLOBBY, WITH NOT-QUITE-TENTACLE ARMS THAT ENDED IN STUMPS. BUT THE THING IS, I DON’T THINK IT WAS HELD TOGETHER THAT WELL. SO YOU COULD SEE WOUNDS IN HIS FLESH WHERE IF YOU PULLED TOO HARD OR JUST MANEUVERED HIS LIMB JUST RIGHT, IT’D COME RIGHT OFF. Karkat: ANYWAY, BIIIIG SEAAAN CHASED ONLY ONE PERSON. LET’S SAY IT WAS YOU. (HYPOTHETICALLY.) BIIIIG SEAAAN WOULD PURSUE YOU AND ONLY YOU. BECAUSE HE WANTS TO EAT YOU. AND NOTHING IN THIS WORLD WOULD BE CAPABLE OF STOPPING, CONTAINING, OR SLOWING HIM DOWN. BECAUSE IF BIIIIG SEAAAN’S BODY WAS DESTROYED- AND THIS WAS AN EASY TASK- HIS HEAD WOULD RETURN TO GIVE CHASE. HELD UP BY SKITTERY INSECT LEGS, AND IT COULD NOT BE DETERRED. YOU COULD BLOW IT UP, CRUSH IT, FUCKING INCINERATE IT, BUT IT ALWAYS CAME BACK.

Karkat: ATTEMPTS TO STOP IT WERE EQUALLY FRUITLESS. IN THE SAME WAY IT WASN’T STOPPED BY DEATH, IT WASN’T STOPPED BY ANY PHYSICAL MATTER. IT RAN THROUGH SHEET METAL AND SOLID BRICK LIKE THE FUCKING KOOL-AID MAN. HE WAS ALSO ENTIRELY DISREGARDING OF SOCIAL CUSTOMS AND WOULD BARREL THROUGH MEETINGS, DINNER, AND POLICE BARRIERS WITHOUT BATTING A STUPID FUCKING CARTOON EYE. THIS ALSO MEANS THAT PEOPLE WOULD BE AWARE OF YOUR PLIGHT. AND NO ONE COULD HELP IF THEY WANTED TO.

Karkat: NOW, BIIIIG SEAAAN COULDN’T MOVE ALL THAT FAST. YOU COULD OUTRUN IT! BUT THE SECOND YOU STOP RUNNING, YOU’RE FUCKED. ALSO, WITH NO FUCKING RHYME OR REASON. SOMETIMES, THE TRIPOD HEAD THAT FOLLOWS YOU, WAS JUST THE HEAD OF TROLL SEAN CONNERY. Dave: dude you are not all right